Really crap, short jokes.

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Soul Finger

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May 12, 2004

2,257

• Dec 15, 2006

• #1

There have been a lot of rubbish gags on here today.

What's your favourite crap/short joke?

Mine's...

What do you call a black pilot?

A pilot, you f***ing racist.

 

Commander

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• Dec 15, 2006

• #2

Q. Why does Rupert the Bear wear tartan trousers?

A. Cos he's a CUN.T

 

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Fourteenth Eye

Face for Radio

Jul 9, 2004

7,940

Brighton

• Dec 15, 2006

• #3

Whats got wings & sucks blood







Always Ultra

 

Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster

Jul 5, 2003

72,015

• Dec 15, 2006

• #4

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?






















Have you seen the size of mothballs?

 

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

30,259

West, West, West Sussex

• Dec 15, 2006

• #5

Q. What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out Grandad's pyjamas
A. Grandma

Q. What's pink and hard
A. A pig with a flick knife

Q. What's green, got six legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you
A. A snooker table

 

Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003

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Brighton, UK

• Dec 15, 2006

• #6

What smells of piss and goes in and out?

The hokeycokey at an old people's home.

 

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rool

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Jul 10, 2003

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• Dec 15, 2006

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What's the difference between a fridge and a fanny.

A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

 

Guinness Boy

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Dec 15, 2006

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What did the Mexican Fireman call his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B.

 

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rool

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Jul 10, 2003

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• Dec 15, 2006

• #9

knock knock

 

Guinness Boy

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• Dec 15, 2006

• #10

Who's there

 

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Napper

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• Dec 15, 2006

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why does a squiral swim on his back




keep his nuts dry

 

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rool

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• Dec 15, 2006

• #12

dunup

 

Tony Meolas Loan Spell

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Jul 15, 2004

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Vamanos Pest

• Dec 15, 2006

• #13

Guinness Boy said:

What did the Mexican Fireman call his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B.

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I like that one!

 

Guinness Boy

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• Dec 15, 2006

• #14

dunup who?

 

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rool

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Guinness Boy said:

dunup who?

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Urgghhhhhhh

 

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Early Doors

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Horsham

• Dec 15, 2006

• #16

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse

























Warren

 

Trufflehound

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• Dec 15, 2006

• #17

Been on here 100 times but still cracks me up:



What's ET short for?

Cos he's only got little legs.

 

Hampden Park

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Oct 7, 2003

4,988

• Dec 15, 2006

• #18

knock knock

 

Arthur

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• Dec 15, 2006

• #19

What do you call a bear with questionable parentage?

























































Rupert the Bastard

 

Trufflehound

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• Dec 15, 2006

• #20

hampden park said:

knock knock

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Is that Heather McCartney walking on the parquet?