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Really crap, short jokes.



Soul Finger

Well-known member
May 12, 2004
2,257
There have been a lot of rubbish gags on here today.

What's your favourite crap/short joke?

Mine's...

What do you call a black pilot?

A pilot, you f***ing racist.
 


Commander

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Apr 28, 2004
12,784
London
Q. Why does Rupert the Bear wear tartan trousers?

A. Cos he's a CUN.T
 




Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Why do moths fly with their legs apart?






















Have you seen the size of mothballs?
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,178
West, West, West Sussex
Q. What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out Grandad's pyjamas
A. Grandma

Q. What's pink and hard
A. A pig with a flick knife

Q. What's green, got six legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you
A. A snooker table
 




Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,731
Brighton, UK
What smells of piss and goes in and out?

The hokeycokey at an old people's home.
 


rool

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2003
6,031
What's the difference between a fridge and a fanny.

A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
 





































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