The North Stand Chat Arms

Basil Fawlty

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Feb 14, 2005

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What did you expect to see out of a Torquay hotel

• May 2, 2006

• #41

Commander said:

*smashes Brighton Fan 86 in the face with pint glass*

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*lays unconsious on the barroom floor*

*bouncers quickly rush in and grab commander and throw him out off the bar*

 

Commander

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• May 2, 2006

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f*** it. Am I barred?

 

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Basil Fawlty

Don't Mention The War

Feb 14, 2005

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What did you expect to see out of a Torquay hotel

• May 2, 2006

• #43

Commander said:

f*** it. Am I barred?

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COMMANDER IS BARRED!

 

surrey jim

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Aug 2, 2005

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Bevendean

• May 2, 2006

• #44

fight fight fight

 

Uncle Spielberg

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I have just come in from the shops what the fecks gone on here

 

Uncle Spielberg

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Best of order Gents.

My round what are you having

Anyone doing anything exciting later today

 

Everest

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Jul 5, 2003

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Southwick

• May 2, 2006

• #47

Sccrrrreeeeeeccchhhhhh.

*door slams*

Shouts "VIRTUAL TAXI FOR MAGOO"

*waits for 5 seconds*
*people look and stay shtum*

*walks out door mumbling "f***ing wanker"*
*door slams again*
*car starts and screems off*

 

Basil Fawlty

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Feb 14, 2005

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What did you expect to see out of a Torquay hotel

• May 2, 2006

• #48

a pint of carlsberg please US, if your buying that is.

 

Hiney

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Penrose, Cornwall

• May 2, 2006

• #49

What a BLOODY SHIT morning that was.

Pint of that West Country Cider please.

*downs cider in one*

And another please.

Anyway, how is everyone?

f***ing Hell Kev, what's wrong with your face?

 

Uncle Spielberg

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Everest

I think Chapman ordered that taxi for a laugh, he's not around at the moment

 

Uncle Spielberg

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Hiney

How is the wonderful and exciting world of mortgages

 

Hiney

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• May 2, 2006

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Bloody awful this morning mate.

Lenders f***ing things up left right and centre

 

Uncle Spielberg

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Anyone feeling pissed yet. I've only had a couple, can't really drink very well at lunchtime.

 

Uncle Spielberg

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Lenders fecking up, you don't say

 

Gazwag

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Mar 4, 2004

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Bexhill-on-Sea

• May 2, 2006

• #55

Pint of larger please barman, and some change for the pool table, who wants a game then

 

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Monsieur Leclerc

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Apr 24, 2006

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• May 2, 2006

• #56

It is I! Leclerc.

Un vin rouge, s'il vous plait.

 

Trigger

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• May 2, 2006

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What a load of shit, this boozer doesn't sell Bombay Mix... Pfft...

 

surrey jim

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• May 2, 2006

• #58

another Guiness please

*hands Trigger Bombay mix,
get snacks from outside, much cheaper than the extorsionate prices here, (dont tell the staff though)

 

Uncle Spielberg

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Stick something on the jukebox.

The barmaids got quite big tits

 

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Monsieur Leclerc

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• May 2, 2006

• #60

I have brought along, my good friends. Rene, Yvette and Officer Crabtree.

General Von Klinkerhoffen, couldn't make it.