The North Stand Chat Arms

pearl · Jun 23, 2019

Uncle Spielberg said:
I am delighted to say the pub is re opening on Saturday 6 July. David Van Day is cutting the ribbon

Is there an Open Mic Night?

jakarta · Jun 23, 2019

Are you going to be featuring Craft Beers brewed by bearded 20 year olds who had no interest in beer 18 months ago?

Jim D · Jun 23, 2019

jakarta said:
Are you going to be featuring Craft Beers brewed by bearded 20 year olds who had no interest in beer 18 months ago?

And didn't have a beard either.

pearl · Jun 23, 2019

Jim D said:
And didn't have a beard either.

Or a little onion sprouting out the top of their head

Can I have a flat boris?

SeagullinExile · Jun 23, 2019

Have you got your allergens policy in place?

Can never be too careful.

Besides, you’ll have EHO all over you if you haven’t!

SeagullinExile · Jun 23, 2019

Oh, and don’t forget to stock a gluten free beer or two that literally NO ONE will ever buy, and you’ll end up pouring down the drain when it goes past its sell by date :thumbsup:

How times in the industry have changed!

Home and Away · Jun 23, 2019

Heineken 0.0%, please

It's a bit muggy out there...

dingodan · Jun 23, 2019

Keep it down lads, I'm trying to watch the World Cup over here.

:moo:

Cheshire Cat · Jun 23, 2019

jakarta said:
Are you going to be featuring Craft Beers brewed by bearded 20 year olds who had no interest in beer 18 months ago?

Certainly will.

A quart of sparkling amber cloudy Old Fiddlediddle with all the bits in.

And a gin with added natural flavourings.

pearl · Jun 24, 2019

My gender neutral imaginary friend Bob is looking for part time work, any jobs going?

They have a Curriculum Virtual

Albion my Albion · Jun 24, 2019

Ssssshhhhhh!

I'm studying for my colonoscopy exam. Have you ever seen a bigger **** hole?

father_and_son · Jun 24, 2019

As of wednesday, I will be redundant. Might be coming in here a lot until I find something else!

nwgull · Jun 24, 2019

Is this the wankest, most cringeworthy thread on NSC?

Blue Valkyrie · Jun 24, 2019

nwgull said:
Is this the wankest, most cringeworthy thread on NSC?

One day NSC will have a thread zap button.

Albion my Albion · Jun 24, 2019

Blue Valkyrie said:
One day NSC will have a thread zap button.

Dictators start with a thread zap button or at least my saying it is all "fake news."

Saladpack Seagull · Jun 25, 2019

nwgull said:
Is this the wankest, most cringeworthy thread on NSC?

It's up against some pretty stiff competition :shrug:

Tim Over Whelmed · Jun 25, 2019

What's the Hygiene Rating?

Uncle Spielberg · Jun 25, 2019

Special offer on Pravha today. £ 3.50 a pint

Uncle Spielberg · Jun 25, 2019

Tim Over Whelmed said:
What's the Hygiene Rating?

2 out of 5

Uncle Spielberg · Jun 25, 2019

nwgull said:
Is this the wankest, most cringeworthy thread on NSC?

Might be, who knows ? You are not obliged to participate

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