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1066gull

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The great thing about The Simpsons is no matter who you are, child, adult or gay. You will always find it funny.
 


Superphil

Dismember
Jul 7, 2003
25,387
In a pile of football shirts
My favourite line is by Homer

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand"

Class
 

Bluejuice

Lazy as a rug on Valium
Sep 2, 2004
8,270
The free state of Kemp Town
A van der Meyde said:
The great thing about The Simpsons is no matter who you are, child, adult or gay. You will always find it funny.

So you can't be a gay child or gay adult?
 


Alfie Noakes

New member
Dec 5, 2004
23
Hove dear
From tonight (last one is my favourite)

Grampa: Grab yourself a beer, son.
Homer: But Dad, I don't -
Grampa: Cut the crap!

Grampa: Oh, son, don't overreach. Go for the dented car the dead-end job, the less attractive girl. I blame myself. I should have had this talk a long time ago.

Guidance counselor: Do you have any plans for after graduation?
Homer: Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all night!
 

butchy

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2005
1,950
Bethnal Green, E2
"hey, you just got citric acid in my eye, you'll pay for this springfield!"

says a cherbyville child to bart in the classic lemontree episode when bart hurls a yellow fruit at his foe as an act of defiance
 

Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Mr Burns in a state of Howard Hughes style madness,

Mr Burns: 'Smithers we will escape in the spuce moose' (gestures towards small model airplane)

Smithers: 'But sir...'

Mr Burns: (Pulls out a gun) 'Get in Smithers'
 


Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Homer comes home with the car wrecked,

Marge: Homer the car wasn't like this before.

Homer: Before! Before! You're living in the past Marge.
 

FalmerforAll!**

NSC's Most Intelligent
Oct 26, 2005
8,424
Burgess Hill
The world is going to blow up because Homer has failed to do something for the nuclear powerplant and Mr.Burns turns to Smithers and goes,"I've been waiting for a day like this".He goes to a door loabled 'escape pod' and goes in and shuts the ddoor.Smithers bangs on the door and says "for the love of God,sir,there are two seats".The door opens and Mr.Burns says "I like to put my feet up"
 

Father Jack

New member
Aug 21, 2005
1,708
Marge; Homer your going to church

Homer; But last week you made me go to you mothers

Marge; You never go to my mothers

Homer; But thats because i hate her
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,152
West, West, West Sussex
From the episode where Homer gets caught drunk driving.............."Marge, I'm going to moe's, send the kids to the neighbours, I'm coming back loaded"
 

SussexSpur

New member
Jan 24, 2004
1,696
Finchley
A favourite Homer speech is when he completely goes into one, when guarding his sugar...
"I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odours - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'"
:unclesam: :clap:
 

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