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    So: whose turn is it to tell it next Wednesday? Any volunteers? We've all got to tell it once, so you may as well get it out of the way. Maybe suggest a foodstuff and we'll have a ballot.
    Originally posted by Trufflehound
    The Englishman says: "Just wash your hands after you've finished jacking off that greyhound please. We're hungry."

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      i propose

      Pork Pie £1.20
      Bacon Sandwich £1.80
      Hand Job £10
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      Originally posted by Moshe Gariani
      i propose

      Pork Pie £1.20
      Bacon Sandwich £1.80
      Hand Job £10
      I like. Traditional but with a modern twist.
      You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine.
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      How much for a cheddar ploughmans?
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      Originally posted by Trufflehound
      How much for a cheddar ploughmans?
      £1.50. But you need TWO foods.

      I will be running on a manifesto of:

      £1.50 Fish cakes
      £2.50 Ham rolls
      £10 Handjob
      Originally posted by Trufflehound
      The Englishman says: "Just wash your hands after you've finished jacking off that greyhound please. We're hungry."
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      Originally posted by Man of Harveys
      £1.50. But you need TWO foods.

      I will be running on a manifesto of:

      £1.50 Fish cakes
      £2.50 Ham rolls
      £10 Handjob
      i support your choice of ham rolls as i think the joke relies on a hands-on aspect to the requested dish's production...

      are they a bit pricey though...?
      The BHAFC forum is utter shite. They literally talk about everything except their own football club on there.
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      Originally posted by Moshe Gariani
      i support your choice of ham rolls as i think the joke relies on a hands-on aspect to the requested dish's production...

      are they a bit pricey though...?
      It's PARMA ham.
      Originally posted by Trufflehound
      The Englishman says: "Just wash your hands after you've finished jacking off that greyhound please. We're hungry."
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      Originally posted by Man of Harveys
      It's PARMA ham.
      You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine.
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      Originally posted by Man of Harveys
      £1.50. But you need TWO foods.

      I will be running on a manifesto of:

      £1.50 Fish cakes
      £2.50 Ham rolls
      £10 Handjob
      OK, but I like to offer a range of services.

      Cheddar ploughmans £1.50
      Chicken tikka sandwich £2.25
      "Bareback" Handjob £10
      Rubber glove Handjob 45p
      Silk glove Handjob You couldn't afford it
      Last edited by Trufflehound; 10-02-2006 at 16:59.
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