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    A fellow walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

    Cheese Sandwich 1.50

    Chicken Sandwich 2.50

    Hand Job 10.00

    Checking his wallet he finds one single tenner, he walks up to the Bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

    "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

    "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

    "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"

    The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich."



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    Is it last Wednesday again already?
    Beer in the Netherlands 2 - "Even better than the original, this fully revised second edition is absolutely the best beer guide to the Netherlands ever written." - Trufflehound.
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    Originally posted by Trufflehound
    Is it last Wednesday again already?
    I now know i have been here before!!
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    Originally posted by ManOnTheRun
    no need for embarrassment... provided you've got a valid ticket showing it was your turn to tell "hand job"...
    The BHAFC forum is utter shite. They literally talk about everything except their own football club on there.
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    It was pies before - what foodstuff will it be next week?
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    The Englishman says: "Just wash your hands after you've finished jacking off that greyhound please. We're hungry."
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    Originally posted by Man of Harveys
    It was pies before - what foodstuff will it be next week?
    I thought it was funnier with pies, perhaps we could move back to a more pastry dominated food stuff next week?
    You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine.
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    well they say that variety is the spice of life....in the 25 yaers or so that i've known that joke it's always been cheese sandwiches so pies gives it a modern edge. a kind of "changing rooms" approach to old jokes if you will.
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    he vuelto, o mejor dicho nunca me había ido!!!!
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    Originally posted by afters
    pies gives it a modern edge. a kind of "changing rooms" approach to old jokes if you will.
    I didn't realise that a pie gave a room a modern edge. My flat must be very "this year" in that case.
    You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine.
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    Who's turn is it to do the Crocodile Sandwich joke?
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