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    You can't change fighters Muhammed (im hard) Bruce Lee's Avatar
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    she who must be obeyed aint feeling too clever so she's having a little lie down. now while this presents me with the prospect of an afternoon of footy on the box without her moaning, it also presents me with a small problem. ive got some breaded turkey steaks in the fridge and im starting to feel a bit peckish. thing is








    how do i cook em? cos im shit in the kitchen (unless its fixing domestic appliances)
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    read the cooking instructions......
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    Try reading the instructions on the pack.
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    Not to worry trained chef here, we can talk you through this step by step, the thing to rememeber is to relax and it wont hurt
    Seriously am a chef so if you want step by step instructions ask away
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    i would read the instructions, but she took em out the box and put em them freezer bag thingys so they'd fit in the freezer





    im wasting away here
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    Put them in the toaster
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    Do you have gas? Do you have grill or oven and what are you having with them?
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    Don't put them in the toaster unless you never want to use it to toast bread again, probably the best way (healthiest) to cook them is by baking, alternatively you could pop them under the grill.
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    Originally posted by 555kaz
    Do you have gas? Do you have grill or oven and what are you having with them?
    electric fan oven and grill.



    today i think i will mostly be having peas with them.
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    In the grill, full blast until the smoke alarm starts.
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