she who must be obeyed aint feeling too clever so she's having a little lie down. now while this presents me with the prospect of an afternoon of footy on the box without her moaning, it also presents me with a small problem. ive got some breaded turkey steaks in the fridge and im starting to feel a bit peckish. thing is

how do i cook em? cos im shit in the kitchen (unless its fixing domestic appliances)