E Block Ernie
New member
Due to overwhelming demand the Albion Real Supporters have brought out various items of merchandise to support the cause of ridding the club of the evil dictator Dirty Dick Knight and his clueless sidekick Perry.
The Dick Tight dartboard covers and the Perry urinal stickers are going like hot cakes but also we have the very trendy furry ear muffs which are ideal for drowning out Atilla the Traitors and Screaming Samrahs PA drivel. We have the Albion Real Supporters bloomers in blue and white silk and they are actually modelled on what Liz Costa wears to away games.
A popular item will be the Dick Knight fright mask where you too can look like a chairman of a football club and bullshit all night long down the pub to your mates and they will believe every word. There is a deluxe version of this which includes a pair of glasses attached to neck string so if you get shown on Sky you look like a bigger idiot than normal.
These and many more items will be on sale from the Albion Real Supporters caravan at every home game.
The Dick Tight dartboard covers and the Perry urinal stickers are going like hot cakes but also we have the very trendy furry ear muffs which are ideal for drowning out Atilla the Traitors and Screaming Samrahs PA drivel. We have the Albion Real Supporters bloomers in blue and white silk and they are actually modelled on what Liz Costa wears to away games.
A popular item will be the Dick Knight fright mask where you too can look like a chairman of a football club and bullshit all night long down the pub to your mates and they will believe every word. There is a deluxe version of this which includes a pair of glasses attached to neck string so if you get shown on Sky you look like a bigger idiot than normal.
These and many more items will be on sale from the Albion Real Supporters caravan at every home game.
