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Barnet Seagull

Luxury Player
Jul 14, 2003
5,943
Falmer, soon...
Nice suggestions guys, but you've got to try harder.
High Barnet is out of the question.

Just heard a classic from a guy in the office

Turn up 2 hours after it starts with a bong in hand.

et voila.


Late n' stone(d)
 




Tazman

New member
Jul 5, 2003
617
Seaford Where else!
Have an Elephant under your left arm and a Castle under your right arm...i think you can see where i'm going with this one!
 




Tazman

New member
Jul 5, 2003
617
Seaford Where else!
:lolol:
 




Lush

Mods' Pet
Barnet Seagull said:
Nice suggestions guys, but you've got to try harder.
High Barnet is out of the question.

Just heard a classic from a guy in the office

Turn up 2 hours after it starts with a bong in hand.

et voila.


Late n' stone(d)

Or High Barnet?

*still flogging dead horse*
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,262
Surrey
Turn up with a union jack on your t-shirt and leave after 5 minutes. Why not invite a handful of irritating middle aged woman along too?

Wimbledon.
 


CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
44,812
Go as a sieve with a selection of sieves of different sizes but similar in appearance.



You know where this shitty joke is going don't you.







Sieve 'n' Sisters.

Sorry.
 






Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,262
Surrey
A t-shirt featuring a car up on breeze blocks.
Wear a replica shotgun.
Get a mate to give you two black eyes and wear a paint-on knife scar on your cheek.
Your pockets should be stuffed full of jewellry and you should go without your normal bag for the evening - use a big sack marked "SWAG" instead.

To complete the ensemble, you should spend all evening telling shit jokes and telling everyone how funny you are.


Oh yeah,... Liverpool Street


P.S Also sing the "Walk-on" part of "you'll never walk alone" all night.
 
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Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,003
Living In a Box
Get a dog outfit - Barking
 


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