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Fancy Dress Tube Station Party



Barnet Seagull

Luxury Player
Jul 14, 2003
5,928
Falmer, soon...
Right chaps.

Got to go to one of these poxy things very soon and am looking for a new costume option.

NSC decide.

(Otherwise I'll be dressed up as Elvis and carrying a lobster again)
 






Tazman

New member
Jul 5, 2003
617
Seaford Where else!
Henry VIII with an angry expression?
 


Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
I went to one of those parties as a womble. I was lucky to find a womble nose, as I was looking for some old tennis gear to go as McEnroe. I wore tartan trousers, braces and carried round a bag with screwed up newspaper.


Few Ideas:

Barons Court - Judge

Sloane Sq - Toff

Baker St - Sherlock

Tufnell Pk - Spliff smoking Cricketer

Holland Pk - Pimp/Prostitute

Angel - Angel

West Ham - Rubbish Footballer

Arsenal - See above

Kings Cross - Angry King

Oxford & Picadilly Circus - Clown/Trapeze artist
 


Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,105
The democratic and free EU
Wear nylon trousers, then rub your crotch to get build up some static and get yourself aroused at the same time.

Hey! presto: Cracklewood.



(Edit: Yeah, all right. Cricklewood only has an overground station... So what?)
 
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Faldo

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
1,645
A french lady with an erection - Marylebone

Go as an angry yet double hard chav boxer - Hatton Cross

Incredible Hulk - Turnham Green
 
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HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
Shave your genital area and stick an Oxo cube up your arse, run in, throw yourself on the floor, and lay there moaning before going very still.

You can be a dead Brazilian at Stock-well.
 








Faldo

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
1,645
:ohmy:

Fake affro and can of tenants super - liverpool street

Going as Wayne Rooney also works - Liverpools treat...

Chain smoking roll ups - Holborn

*deleted coz Buck beat me to it*
 
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