What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on a head and I’ll give these two a lift.
You go on a head and I’ll give these two a lift.
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Where were they all going? Lots of important details seem to have been omitted. 
Ahead is one word. ‘A head’ is something quite different. I’m confused again.
In passing, joke du jour: Boris Johnson.
In passing, joke du jour: Boris Johnson.
Sirnormangall
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- Sep 21, 2017
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Hat - you mean titfer?
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
I can't believe a bra has ever spoken, never mind a hat. Are you sure you've got your facts correct?
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Where were they all going? Lots of important details seem to have been omitted.
Bristol ?
To be fair to the OP/joke teller, the joke is told rather than written, therefore it would be hard to determine whether it is “a head” or “ahead”
It seems unlikely that these two garments would get much of a chance to converse. A brasier being something usually kept in a drawer in the bed chamber and a hat being an accessory traditionally stored by points of ingress and egress, say above the hunting stand or the boot iron. No, I can't see this conversation taking place.
Next.
Next.
Baldseagull
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Bra and Hat walk into a bar, barman says to Hat, "I cant serve you, your off your head and your mate is off their tits."
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
Every self-respecting woke snowflake will be rushing for their safe space at this horrific concept.
Who is to say that the wearer of the bra is a person who menstruates and therefore has mammary glands that need support.
Think of the poor bloke who self-identified as a woman and just needs to feel the touch of fabric on his hairy nipples.
And what of the poor people born without a head who will never feel the pleasure in placing a hat on top of their err... neck? I feel for them.
What a nasty thoughtless concept to place before us - you c***.
BAN!
Who is to say that the wearer of the bra is a person who menstruates and therefore has mammary glands that need support.
Think of the poor bloke who self-identified as a woman and just needs to feel the touch of fabric on his hairy nipples.
And what of the poor people born without a head who will never feel the pleasure in placing a hat on top of their err... neck? I feel for them.
What a nasty thoughtless concept to place before us - you c***.
BAN!
Keep going - I’m nearly there.
el punal
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Of course a bra has never spoken - they were always taught to never speak with your mouth full.
Noun, 1. brasier - large metal container in which coal or charcoal is burned; warms people who must stay outside for long times.
Well yes. That’s what I meant ;-)