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[Humour] Joke Du Jour
- Thread starter Icy Gull
- Start date
* not sure about the use of the term 'dwarf' though
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
I hope that person did the responsible thing and reported this illegal escape to the authorities.
This vertically challenged convict may be a danger to the public.
This vertically challenged convict may be a danger to the public.
Not Andy Naylor
Well-known member
You assume that the person climbing down the wall was a prison inmate but they could have been taking part in a charity event or similar.
So often they go underneath the radar.
ConfusedGloryHunter
He/him/his/that muppet
- Jul 6, 2011
- 2,045
Do they really lock people up for petite crime these days?
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Was this Lewes Prison?
hart's shirt
Well-known member
Apparently he's been recaptured and isn't happy.
I wonder which one of the other six he is then.
B-right-on
Living the dream
Apparently he's been apprehended mid-jet(ing) out of the country.
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
Was he using knotted handkerchiefs to climb down?
Smillie's People
Active member
- Aug 14, 2013
- 119
Yes, sadly he was turned down for parachute payments...
After "Running Up That Hill" from the 1980's, the new "retro" song is "GO Now!" from the Moody Blues in 1964...
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two
If there was only one fly it would be master bating. (had to change word to get it through sensor)
If there was only one fly it would be master bating. (had to change word to get it through sensor)
Have you been using a particularly strong solvent in an unventilated room, by any chance?
Got that one from a radio station in Chicago.
KZNSeagull
Well-known member
I trust it doesn't rely on comedy for it's funding.
My wife threw me out because she was tired of my hearing all my South American animal puns.
I said "Okay, Alpaca my bags."
I said "Okay, Alpaca my bags."
Surely, if she's given you that feedback, that would just make things worse?