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Guinness Boy

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My great friend BORIS from RUSSIA has just been SACKED as a Security Guard at a Hove Co-Op.

In LIEU of any REDUNDANCY they let him take some FOOD to keep him going but he has DECIDED to SELL it as he NEEDS another flat screen TELLY and a smart PHONE.

He has THREE packets of out of date Honey Roast HAM, two DIME bars, seventeen cans of VALUE Sweetcorn and a high quality and very large SAUSAGE.

Round the BACK of the King Alfred today at FIFTEEN HUNDRED.

He did ask "if you know the weird American guy in the Wham T-Shirt who said 'I'm going to tell the internet on you', can you keep him away please?" whatever that MEANS.

:moo:
 










Badger Boy

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Jan 28, 2016
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Talking of which, has anybody seen old Enrest recently? I used to see him in George Street (surprisingly!) from time to time. He's a difficult man to miss. But I haven't seen him for a long old time.
 














Chicken Run

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Jul 17, 2003
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Valley of Hangleton
My great friend BORIS from RUSSIA has just been SACKED as a Security Guard at a Hove Co-Op.

In LIEU of any REDUNDANCY they let him take some FOOD to keep him going but he has DECIDED to SELL it as he NEEDS another flat screen TELLY and a smart PHONE.

He has THREE packets of out of date Honey Roast HAM, two DIME bars, seventeen cans of VALUE Sweetcorn and a high quality and very large SAUSAGE.

Round the BACK of the King Alfred today at FIFTEEN HUNDRED.

He did ask "if you know the weird American guy in the Wham T-Shirt who said 'I'm going to tell the internet on you', can you keep him away please?" whatever that MEANS.

:moo:

I’d leave the comedy stuff to Nylon or the Football finance expert if I were you, with this example I can only assume you’ve also been active on the PPF account recently ?


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dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013
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My great friend BORIS from RUSSIA has just been SACKED as a Security Guard at a Hove Co-Op.

In LIEU of any REDUNDANCY they let him take some FOOD to keep him going but he has DECIDED to SELL it as he NEEDS another flat screen TELLY and a smart PHONE.

He has THREE packets of out of date Honey Roast HAM, two DIME bars, seventeen cans of VALUE Sweetcorn and a high quality and very large SAUSAGE.

Round the BACK of the King Alfred today at FIFTEEN HUNDRED.

He did ask "if you know the weird American guy in the Wham T-Shirt who said 'I'm going to tell the internet on you', can you keep him away please?" whatever that MEANS.

:moo:

Going to be disappointed with that when you’ve sobered up
 






clapham_gull

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Aug 20, 2003
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My great friend BORIS from RUSSIA has just been SACKED as a Security Guard at a Hove Co-Op.

In LIEU of any REDUNDANCY they let him take some FOOD to keep him going but he has DECIDED to SELL it as he NEEDS another flat screen TELLY and a smart PHONE.

He has THREE packets of out of date Honey Roast HAM, two DIME bars, seventeen cans of VALUE Sweetcorn and a high quality and very large SAUSAGE.

Round the BACK of the King Alfred today at FIFTEEN HUNDRED.

He did ask "if you know the weird American guy in the Wham T-Shirt who said 'I'm going to tell the internet on you', can you keep him away please?" whatever that MEANS.

:moo:

I'm not TOUCHING that SAUSAGE. It's well past it's sell by date and has been FINGERED by a number of previous customers.
 


Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003
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I'm not TOUCHING that SAUSAGE. It's well past it's sell by date and has been FINGERED by a number of previous customers.

It's all GONE. Bought by a CABBIE in a HI VIZ who looked like he knew his way round a BIGGUN.
 








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