[Albion] Worth a cheeky bid, or not?

Stat Brother

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Free transfer.
Might not be able to do it on a wet Tuesday night in Stoke.
I guess Warner Bros will be all over this.

But on the other hand brings an absolute slut of a WAG with him.

 

pasty

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Can he play left back?

 

Motogull

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More suited to the wankpuffins up the '23.

 

GT49er

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Bound for the SPL, shirley?

 

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Elbow750

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With those red trousers, maybe we'll see a bidding war between two high profile EPL teams with American owners.... One in particular looks likely to need a new star now their 37 year old striker is reported to be looking to leave!

 

Cowfold Seagull

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pasty said:

Can he play left back?

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I don't know, but he would definately make a great mascot, perhaps Sally could start an affair with him, and give Gully the boot.

 

Stat Brother

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Cowfold Seagull said:

I don't know, but he would definately make a great mascot, perhaps Sally could start an affair with him, and give Gully the boot.

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Wash your mouth out with soap.


Now that **** Sammy is in borstal the mascots are fine and dandy.

 

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Cheeky Monkey

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As Lou Reed famously sung about our glorious OP:

Stat-ellite's gone up to the skies
Things like that drive me out of my mind
I watched it for a little while
I like to watch things on TV
Bom, bom, bom
Stat-ellite of love
Bom, bom, bom
Stat-ellite of love
Bom, bom, bom
Stat-ellite of love
Stat-ellite of love



Over and out

 

Swansman

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Stat Brother said:

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Free transfer.
Might not be able to do it on a wet Tuesday night in Stoke.
I guess Warner Bros will be all over this.

But on the other hand brings an absolute slut of a WAG with him.

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Nice try Mickey.

You'll get a job somewhere but won't sign for Brighton.

 

hart's shirt

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Not an option we should pursue.

If Mickey got sent off, we'd end up with a case of suspended animation.

 

Cowfold Seagull

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Stat Brother said:

Wash your mouth out with soap.


Now that **** Sammy is in borstal the mascots are fine and dandy.

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Ok, let's say a threesome then, after all, who wouldn't be turned on by Sally?

 

Stat Brother

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Cowfold Seagull said:

Ok, let's say a threesome then, after all, who wouldn't be turned on by Sally?

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And we all know Minnie will suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

 

Knocky's Nose

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Cowfold Seagull said:

I don't know, but he would definately make a great mascot, perhaps Sally could start an affair with him, and give Gully the boot.

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The Mouse/Seagull Hybrid Sally would produce would be interesting. No cheesy chips on the seafront would be safe!