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[Brighton] Something's Going On By the Pier?









Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,883
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Not looking good. Two ambulances, two Police vehicles. Stretchers being taken to the scene close to East Street Groyne.
 


Pogue Mahone

Well-known member
Apr 30, 2011
10,746
I cycled past about an hour and a half ago and there were about eight police cars there with more arriving. Sirens everywhere. I couldn’t see anything out of the ordinary (except for a bucket load of police cars).
 


The Antikythera Mechanism

The oldest known computer
NSC Patron
Aug 7, 2003
7,800
Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the beach at Brighton today; man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids, then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his truncheon on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the truncheon off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it! Madness...

Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages ...
 




Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the beach at Brighton today; man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids, then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his truncheon on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the truncheon off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it! Madness...

Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages ...

The old ones are the best
 


Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Jul 23, 2003
34,204
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the beach at Brighton today; man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids, then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his truncheon on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the truncheon off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it! Madness...

Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages ...

:clap2:
 


Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
70,221
Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the beach at Brighton today; man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids, then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his truncheon on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the truncheon off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it! Madness...

Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages ...

:goal:
 




Wardy's twin

Well-known member
Oct 21, 2014
8,444
Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the beach at Brighton today; man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids, then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his truncheon on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the truncheon off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it! Madness...

Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages ...

Brilliant....made me spit my tea out laughing
 


Wellesley

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2013
4,973
Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the beach at Brighton today; man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids, then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his truncheon on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the truncheon off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it! Madness...

Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages ...

That's the way to do it! :lolol:
 


Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,427
Sad thing is, we all believed it could be true..

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Tony Towner's Fridge

Well-known member
Aug 22, 2003
5,384
GLASGOW,SCOTLAND,UK
Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the beach at Brighton today; man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids, then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his truncheon on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the truncheon off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it! Madness...

Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages ...

Love it! :D

TNBA

TTF
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,287
West, West, West Sussex
Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the beach at Brighton today; man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids, then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his truncheon on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the truncheon off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it! Madness...

Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages ...

Shamelessly stolen that. Thank you. :lolol: :bowdown:
 




FatSuperman

Well-known member
Feb 25, 2016
2,830
Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the beach at Brighton today; man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids, then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his truncheon on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the truncheon off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it! Madness...

Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages ...

Honestly think this post is the best thing that's ever happened in my life. Bravo
 


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