AmexRuislip
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My friend said to me, "Thanks for lending me the Fight Club DVD!"
I replied, "Don't mention it."
I'll get my coat..........
I replied, "Don't mention it."
I'll get my coat..........
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I asked a friend if I could borrow Batman Forever. He said ideally he’d like it back by next Friday.
We could do a 2 man show at Edinburgh this summer 
AmexRuislip
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Why not, I'm game
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That was a great thing they did tonight, stepping aside without a fight for the greater good. Plenty wouldn’t have in the same situation.
That was a great thing they did tonight, stepping aside without a fight for the greater good. Plenty wouldn’t have in the same situation.
Especially when they had the audacity to score and make the score 2-1, they duly played “next goal wins” and gifted Ukraine numerous chances whilst not bothering to shoot
Gazwag
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What's the difference between a Glaswegian and Walt Disney?
A Glaswegian likes deep fried Mars Bars.
A Glaswegian likes deep fried Mars Bars.
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Coldeanseagull
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I don't get it?
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Cheeky Monkey
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And still no one’s done the ‘Guy rents The Never Ending Story from his local video store’ gag yet.
AmexRuislip
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We could do a 2 man show at Edinburgh this summer
I'd be surprised if the audience was that substantial.
Cheeky Monkey
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Two Kirkby ‘girls’ sealing in a window frame, one says to the other: “Appreciate you helping me out with this, hen.” Her friend replies: “Well I wasn’t going to let you caulk alone.”
Not a joke as such, but I laughed to myself in our hotel breakfast room today (in Bath). Sitting near a brash American who asked for a “Coffee to go”. The foreign waiter didn’t have a clue, despite increasing volume from the Yank.
Reminded me of:
Reminded me of: