[Albion] Individual player chants - we really need to up our game.

Munkfish · May 22, 2022

Veltman:

We met him a bar in old Amsterdam,
He was smoking a spliff,
He was drinking a can,
Oh Joely Veltman,
Oh oh Joely Veltman.

The Kinks Lola

Gross

There’s a German man in blue and white,
Crossing balls from left and right,
Pascal Gross
Duh duh duh
Pascal Gross
Duh duh duh

Pet shop boys west end girls

schmunk · May 23, 2022

Surely we should be using La Cucaracha for Cucu...?

albionalex · May 23, 2022

Surely the Ulloa song can be repurposed for MacAllister?

One Teddy Maybank · May 23, 2022

RM-Taylor said:
Do you not attend matches? Of all those you have listed. Only Veltman doesn’t have a chant.

I go a fair amount away and not heard Mac, Mwepu or Welbeck.

One Teddy Maybank · May 23, 2022

albionalex said:
Surely the Ulloa song can be repurposed for MacAllister?

This….

And creates a goal a game

Stat Brother · May 23, 2022

One Teddy Maybank said:
I go a fair amount away and not heard Mac, Mwepu or Welbeck.

I wonder if RM is awake when he hears them? :lol:

I'd take dreaming Albion chants over the garbage I have on spin cycle, all day long (or should that be all night long)

Petunia · May 23, 2022

I always sing this whilst watching on the TV…….but I guess I do live in Australia

Cucerella wears the number three-ee  
Merry merry king of the hair is he -ee
Run, Cucerella, run, Cucerella  
Score a goal for me!

Swansman · May 23, 2022

Petunia said:
I always sing this whilst watching on the TV…….but I guess I do live in Australia&#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56834;

Cucerella wears the number three-ee  
Merry merry king of the hair is he -ee
Run, Cucerella, run, Cucerella  
Score a goal for me!

Must be a nice play that Australia thing. Here it is socially unacceptable to sing while watching TV.

Titanic · May 23, 2022

Yeah but we've got that droning new incoherent noise one that everyone loves so much - so brilliant we even had to have it when our manager was giving his end of season thank you to the fans.

Me and my Monkey · May 23, 2022

Surely Joel Veltman and Sam Ryder's Spaceman are a match made in heaven? I'll let someone else do the artistic bit.

jonny.rainbow · May 23, 2022

Me and my Monkey said:
Surely Joel Veltman and Sam Ryder's Spaceman are a match made in heaven? I'll let someone else do the artistic bit.

I wince at the thought of the police box Krew trying to hit the high notes in that song.

WATFORD zero · May 23, 2022

schmunk said:
Surely we should be using La Cucaracha for Cucu...?

From just after we signed him

WATFORD zero said:
This is a first and I promise it will be my last, but the way I remembered how to pronounce his name was from la Cucaracha song

Marc Cucurella, Marc Cucurella,
He's the one with massive hair,
Marc Cucurella, Marc Cucurella,
He's so good it isn't fair

I'll get my coat

hans kraay fan club · May 23, 2022

In my head, Cucurella's chant is to the MACARENA.

Heeeyyyyyyy Cuc-arella! Perfect fit.

And Groß - is Kraftwerk's The Model.

"He's a German and he's really good,
Do do, do do do do do do
His Cruyff turn works better, than it really should.
Do do, do do do do do do..."

Baldrick · May 23, 2022

RM-Taylor said:
Der der der der Bobby Sanchez/Adam Webster/Danny Welbeck

Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali MacAllister, our Argentine, he is devine (don’t actually know the rest of this one)

Loving you is easy when your colours are white and blue

When white and blue

When white and blue

(Heard at an away match a couple of months ago with Tariq Lamptey starman song)

RM-Taylor · May 23, 2022

Baldrick said:
Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali MacAllister, our Argentine, he is devine

Loving you is easy when your colours are white and blue

When white and blue

When white and blue

(Heard at an away match a couple of months ago with Tariq Lamptey starman song)

Thank you

albionalex · May 23, 2022

Me and my Monkey said:
Surely Joel Veltman and Sam Ryder's Spaceman are a match made in heaven? I'll let someone else do the artistic bit.

I was thinking 'Uptown Girl' but replaced by 'Dutchman Joel'.

edna krabappel · May 23, 2022

Guinness Boy said:
Thing is, when any random does that you end up with "Tony Bloom, went to Europe, in a brand new Skoda".

Tony went to Portugal
In a Fiat Cinquecento
He bought two dozen custard tarts
And Jeremy Sarmiento

Whitley Bayster · May 24, 2022

I've always felt Leo Trossard would work well with Duran Duran's Rio....Here's my effort...
"His name is Leo and he scores across the land,
He came from Belguim, cost Tony a few grand.
And when he shines he shows you all he can,
Oh Leo! Leo! He's an Albion man"

Stat Brother · Jun 17, 2022

Seemingly 2 mainstay chants are gone.

We're gonna sound like a stuck record (look it up kidz) constantly banging on about Withdean to Wembley!

Tom Hark Preston Park · Jun 17, 2022

Posh Spice is a slapper
She takes it up the basement
And when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Cucurella replacement

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