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TomandJerry

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Oct 1, 2013
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Let rip!
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(And yes, that is BJ rowing a Kayak).

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Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013
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I'm afraid I didn't bring any protection

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Fungus

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May 21, 2004
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Truro
Did Boris tell you that’s a kayak? Getting loose with his definitions again.
 








Wellesley

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Jul 24, 2013
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"When I asked if I could come on your boat later, this isn't exactly what I meant."
 


Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
30,528
Hms cun*
 










Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,462
West west west Sussex
Blimey you've got a paddle.
 




Codner's Wallop

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Sep 11, 2013
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JOKE: Johnson gestures to woman and then steps out the boat, ‘watch this’ he says as he literally walks across the water to dry land.

Woman rows back to shore where she meets a group of journos who heard of Johnson’s miraculous walk. They turn to woman and ask ‘Really, did Johnson WALK on water?’.

Woman looks totally unimpressed and replies ‘Yeah typical useless Johnson, he can’t even swim’.
 


hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
10,135
Kitbag in Dubai
"I'm sorry I haven't a crew."

"We've known that for a while, Boris."
 


Taybha

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Oct 8, 2008
27,141
Uwantsumorwat
Boris you do realise you should be wearing a life jacket don't you? Bollox to the rules darling let's get fkd up.
 




monty uk

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Sep 25, 2018
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"Let me sail you down the river, darling. Just like I've done to every other gullible f***ker in this country."
 















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