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[Humour] Bloody Kids With Their "Can I Have Your Shirt" Signs!
- Thread starter Jack Straw
- Start date
Shropshire Seagull
Well-known member
Love it that a Manure kid wants a Brighton player's shirt.
But first, get him kitted out in our club shop with a change of allegiances first ...
Got the scowl-face of a young PPF too ....
EDIT: Yes, I can see it's been photoshopped ...
But first, get him kitted out in our club shop with a change of allegiances first ...
Got the scowl-face of a young PPF too ....
EDIT: Yes, I can see it's been photoshopped ...
Doctored sign above not withstanding, it’s always the lack of “please may I have…” that pisses me off. Grasping little *****.
If I was the object of such a sign, I’d walk over after the final whistle and say, “if you’d asked politely then I may have said yes. But seeing as you’re holding up what is verging on a ransom demand, you can **** off.”
Different times, I guess
If I was the object of such a sign, I’d walk over after the final whistle and say, “if you’d asked politely then I may have said yes. But seeing as you’re holding up what is verging on a ransom demand, you can **** off.”
Different times, I guess
SK1NT
Well-known member
all probably all end up on ebay. Cheeky little man ure fan.
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
I get it all the time …pain ..I’ve only the one shirt n all
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Dam…I told the lady customer no photos
A mex eyecan
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- Nov 3, 2011
- 3,315
A. what’s red and throbs between a gardeners legs?
A. A suffolk punch mower in full flow
Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
"HEH RONALDO, RONNIE, HEH HELLO, HELLOOOOO, PLEASE MR RONALDO. Can you ask Lewis if I can have his shirt"
I was thinking of bringing 'Ronaldo, can I burn your shirt' written in felt pen on a bit of cardboard, just to see if I could get it on MOTD, then I simply forgot.
DavidRyder
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- Jul 23, 2013
- 2,885
So did anyone actually get Ronaldo's shirt, or were all the cardboard and felt tips used in vain?
Think it's still in Dunk's pocket.
Noted.
Gilliver's Travels
Peripatetic
Those signs are all completely wrong. In modern parlance, "Can I GET your shirt?" shurely?
Nobby Cybergoat
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- Jul 19, 2021
- 6,990
The fact that so many of these shirts are appearing on ebay is what would make me think, that as a player, i'd much rather give my shirt to someone not asking for it
Stato
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- Dec 21, 2011
- 6,585
My friend's son had knocked up one that said 'Ronaldo! Please don't smash my phone.'
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,158
Just a shame his rubbish cousin, Ronalod played instead.
dejavuatbtn
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When I were a lad it was an autograph which cost nothing. Kids today ………………
portlock seagull
Why? Why us?
- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,078
None of these kids will fit the shirt anyway, obvious they’re selling them. Sort of to be expected amongst todays entitled pompous brats and their narcissist parents who encourage this behaviour. Besides, should be up chimneys not being fed chips, burgers and pop to fill a 4hr “gap” in their obesity schedule whilst openly begging. No pride. No manners. And that’s just the parents!