[Albion] Joel Veltman song - Belinda Carlisle

Shooting Star

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Apr 29, 2011

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Suffolk

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Sorry if somebody has already thought of this, but proposal for a new song for Joel, stolen from Rangers' John Lundstram song to the tune of Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven is a Place on Earth".



Lyrics for Lundstram's: "Ooo baby do you know what that's worth
John Lundstram is the best on earth
Silky scouser, just what we need,
He's gonna win us the Europa League."

For Joel: "Ooo baby do you know what that's worth
Joel Veltman is the best on earth
Sexy Dutchman, just what we need,
Stopping goals in the Premier League."

Last line might need some work and could change baby to Tony.

 

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Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003

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• May 7, 2022

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Always assumed Lundstram was Scandinavian, not a scouser!

 

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Originunknown

BINFEST'ING

Aug 30, 2011

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SUSSEX

• May 7, 2022

• #3

I was out at Sexy Dutchman

 

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JonnyCLately

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Jan 16, 2018

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Shoreham by sea

• May 7, 2022

• #4

Joel Veltman do you know what he's worth
900 thousand from Eredivisie
Sexy Dutchman, just what we need,
Stopping goals in the Premier League.

 

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Terry Butcher Tribute Act

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Aug 18, 2013

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Quite a big chunk of fans have been singing this about Trossard in the last few away games

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Milano

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Need to find a way of shoe horning in that he cost FIFTY times less than Wan Bissaka……

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,385

• May 7, 2022

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Seems a bit over-elaborate to me. How's about instead tweaking the Beram Kayal song

Joel Joel
Joel Joel
Born is the king of the EPL

 

Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs

Feb 25, 2013

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Earth

• May 7, 2022

• #8

Originunknown said:

I was out at Sexy Dutchman

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Same here.

 

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

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West, West, West Sussex

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Milano said:

Need to find a way of shoe horning in that he cost FIFTY times less than Wan Bissaka……

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Oo baby do you know what he's worth
The best bargain on planet earth
Joel Veltman is a cracker
50 times cheaper than Wan Bissaka

 

Paulie Gualtieri

Bada Bing

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May 8, 2018

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Shooting Star said:

Sorry if somebody has already thought of this, but proposal for a new song for Joel, stolen from Rangers' John Lundstram song to the tune of Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven is a Place on Earth".



Lyrics for Lundstram's: "Ooo baby do you know what that's worth
John Lundstram is the best on earth
Silky scouser, just what we need,
He's gonna win us the Europa League."

For Joel: "Ooo baby do you know what that's worth
Joel Veltman is the best on earth
Sexy Dutchman, just what we need,
Stopping goals in the Premier League."

Last line might need some work and could change baby to Tony.

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900k a steal indeed?

 

Motogull

Todd Warrior

Sep 16, 2005

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• May 7, 2022

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Shooting Star said:

Stopping goals in the Premier League."

Last line might need some work.

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King of shithouse in the Premier League.?

 

A1X

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Originunknown said:

I was out at Sexy Dutchman

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Agreed. It's disrespectful to Davy Propper.

 

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Drebin

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Jul 25, 2011

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Norway

• May 7, 2022

• #13

He does need a song. My POTS.

 

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clarkey

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Jan 3, 2006

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Joel V to the tune of Jolene, you work out the rest

 

aolstudios

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Nov 30, 2011

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brighton

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Drebin said:

He does need a song. My POTS.

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Mine too.
More so every week

 

aolstudios

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Nov 30, 2011

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Motogull said:

King of shithouse in the Premier League.?

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I'm in ^

 

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

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Why do other fans songs get copied ?

Is there a single original in our repertoire ?

I've often heard new songs then inevitably find they've been lifted from elsewhere.

 

Happy Exile

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Ohh Joel Veltman he's on fire
Cost 1% of Harry Maguire