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Simster

Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,209
Surrey
Yes, today is the day that confirms Portsmouth as a lower league tin pot outfit for yet ANOTHER season.

Raise a glass to our lower-league nothing-club chums from along the coast, in their comedy 1980s ground managed by a couple of useless PE teachers.

#StayingDownForever. #SouthCoastWorstTeam and of course #Twats.

Lovely.
 




Guinness Boy

Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
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Jul 23, 2003
34,202
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Simster said:
Yes, today is the day that confirms Portsmouth as a lower league tin pot outfit for yet ANOTHER season.

Raise a glass to our lower-league nothing-club chums from along the coast, in their comedy 1980s ground managed by a couple of useless PE teachers.

#StayingDownForever. #SouthCoastWorstTeam and of course #Twats.

Lovely.
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This is, indeed, a beautiful thing.

Christ, they've been in our shadow for so long now I'd almost forgotten how much I hate them. Thanks for the timely reminder.

On the day that Wayne Rooney's Derby got relegated due to a ;last minute equalizer in a 4-4 draw by Tinpot Reading, and produced a 179 strong list of blame names that included Bobby Zamora, 2 Unlimted and [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION] this is actually the funniest football thing to happen today.

Also nice of the footballing gods to space out our beating of Tottenham, the Nigels losing a semi final and this news into three consecutive days.

Good times :salute:
 


lawros left foot

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969
Jun 11, 2011
13,726
Worthing
I would have preferred Pompey #twats get to the play offs.

Their record in the play offs is second to none, 10 ties played in 5 different play offs, not a single, solitary win.
Not one, zilch, nada, zero.

It is comedy gold to see them screw it up , not once, not twice but every single time.
 


southstandandy

southstandandy

WEST STAND ANDY
Jul 9, 2003
5,644
Their current plight though does emphasize how careful you have to be with your finances.

For those calling out for us to spunk millions on new strikers (as much as we'd all like to see a new face or two come in), we have to be careful not to do a Pompey. For that, in Tony we trust.
 


Driver8

Driver8

On the road...
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Jul 31, 2005
15,982
North Wales
southstandandy said:
Their current plight though does emphasize how careful you have to be with your finances.

For those calling out for us to spunk millions on new strikers (as much as we'd all like to see a new face or two come in), we have to be careful not to do a Pompey. For that, in Tony we trust.
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Well at least we know TB exists, unlike at least one Pompey owner.
 




Eeyore

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
23,585
lawros left foot said:
I would have preferred Pompey #twats get to the play offs.

Their record in the play offs is second to none, 10 ties played in 5 different play offs, not a single, solitary win.
Not one, zilch, nada, zero.

It is comedy gold to see them screw it up , not once, not twice but every single time.
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Yes, I do much prefer their annual bid to avoid the play off final by actually participating in the play offs.

This not making the play-offs at all business is rather dull.

Still, we may have a Sunderland meltdown to watch this year. I do rather hope Ipswich Town find their way out of there soon though. That one's not funny anymore.
 


F

Frankworthington

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2019
1,471
South Shields
Happy day!!

I still remember that game in 1984.The rain,the old bill, being locked in the ground while they continued to play the radio highlights over the tannoy AND Willie Young!! The hurt never goes away.

Karma
 


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kemptown kid

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Apr 17, 2011
362
southstandandy said:
Their current plight though does emphasize how careful you have to be with your finances.

For those calling out for us to spunk millions on new strikers (as much as we'd all like to see a new face or two come in), we have to be careful not to do a Pompey. For that, in Tony we trust.
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Yep, quite a few clubs struggling for years after unsuccessful bids to stay up/get promoted. We went mighty close to losing our club in the Archer/Stanley/Bellotti era and must remain wary of the idea that big spending guarantees success - unless it's super big and I think all the petro crooks are used up.
 




Eeyore

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
23,585
Frankworthington said:
Happy day!!

I still remember that game in 1984.The rain,the old bill, being locked in the ground while they continued to play the radio highlights over the tannoy AND Willie Young!! The hurt never goes away.

Karma
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Well, at least Hallo Dandy won the National that day.

1-0 up at half time, the joyous news, then came the rain and five goals in about twenty minutes.

I'll never forget the ten year olds in the pen beside us jumping up and down giving us the middle finger. They clearly start them young.

It was only my second away match.
 


F

Frankworthington

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2019
1,471
South Shields
Brighton Lines said:
Well, at least Hallo Dandy won the National that day.

1-0 up at half time, the joyous news, then came the rain and five goals in about twenty minutes.

I'll never forget the ten year olds in the pen beside us jumping up and down giving us the middle finger. They clearly start them young.

It was only my second away match.
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Ian Muir's only start with us I seem to remember

Whatever happened to him?
 


Nobby Cybergoat

Nobby Cybergoat

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Jul 19, 2021
6,990
Pompey having another year on league 1?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Twats
 






C

Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003
23,037
Pompey is one I sometimes internally debate, would I trade a BHA FA Cup win for a subsequent decade plus in the footballing doldrums? As Palace fans found out yesterday, as we did a few years back against City, winning any major silverware is almost impossible for clubs of our stature these days, and while I appreciate that Pompey’s was financial mismanagement etc. I have to say I would take that deal. As the history books show: PFC FA Cups 2, BHA 0
 






deslynhamsmoustache1

deslynhamsmoustache1

Well-known member
Apr 25, 2010
873
RAF Tangmere
Brighton Lines said:
Well, at least Hallo Dandy won the National that day.

1-0 up at half time, the joyous news, then came the rain and five goals in about twenty minutes.

I'll never forget the ten year olds in the pen beside us jumping up and down giving us the middle finger. They clearly start them young.

It was only my second away match.
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If that's the one when Mark Hatley scored a hat rick or at least two I was there. Fratton park = KRAP NOTTARF:lolol:
 


Weststander

Weststander

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Aug 25, 2011
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Withdean area
Cheeky Monkey said:
Pompey is one I sometimes internally debate, would I trade a BHA FA Cup win for a subsequent decade plus in the footballing doldrums? As Palace fans found out yesterday, as we did a few years back against City, winning any major silverware is almost impossible for clubs of our stature these days, and while I appreciate that Pompey’s was financial mismanagement etc. I have to say I would take that deal. As the history books show: PFC FA Cups 2, BHA 0
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Wigan, Brum, Swansea, Boro and Pompey won cups in a never-to-be-repeated period when the ‘big 6’ obsessed with EPL placings over everything else.

Trophies in the cabinet, can never be taken away.
 


G

GREASED WEASEL

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Dec 10, 2017
2,893
Cheeky Monkey said:
Pompey is one I sometimes internally debate, would I trade a BHA FA Cup win for a subsequent decade plus in the footballing doldrums? As Palace fans found out yesterday, as we did a few years back against City, winning any major silverware is almost impossible for clubs of our stature these days, and while I appreciate that Pompey’s was financial mismanagement etc. I have to say I would take that deal. As the history books show: PFC FA Cups 2, BHA 0
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until we win something they will always have the last laugh
 






Motogull

Motogull

Todd Warrior
Sep 16, 2005
9,863
Whoislloydy said:
Wednesday
Sunderland
Derby
Pompey
Bolton
Ipswich
Charlton

All in league 1 to serve as a reminder on how not to run a football club
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Sake, don't call it in. Sunderland and the Wendies are in with a shout of a play off return.
 


GT49er

GT49er

Well-known member
Feb 1, 2009
46,746
Gloucester
Cheeky Monkey said:
Pompey is one I sometimes internally debate, would I trade a BHA FA Cup win for a subsequent decade plus in the footballing doldrums? As Palace fans found out yesterday, as we did a few years back against City, winning any major silverware is almost impossible for clubs of our stature these days, and while I appreciate that Pompey’s was financial mismanagement etc. I have to say I would take that deal. As the history books show: PFC FA Cups 2, BHA 0
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Not to mention a couple of League Championships!
 


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