Putin winning 'The Nobel Peace Prize'.
Aaron Connolly winning 'The Ballon d'Or'.
'The Beatles' reforming.
Aaron Connolly winning 'The Ballon d'Or'.
'The Beatles' reforming.
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[Humour] What are the three unlikeliest events that you can think of ?
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[MENTION=12825]cunning fergus[/MENTION] NOT being angry with his lot.
That’s one....
That’s one....
Putin backing down
Labour winning the next GE
The Democrats winning the next presidential election.
And on a lighter note:
Newcastle or Everton going down
Oh, that's not a lighter note. Apologies.
Labour winning the next GE
The Democrats winning the next presidential election.
And on a lighter note:
Newcastle or Everton going down
Oh, that's not a lighter note. Apologies.
- Apr 19, 2018
- 1,862
Universal agreement on the correct pronunciation of "scone".
Meeting a likeable Chelsea fan.
Trains working and being on time more often than not.
Meeting a likeable Chelsea fan.
Trains working and being on time more often than not.
Comrade Sam
Comrade Sam
Boris starting a green revolution and Sunak taxing the rich.
Norman Potting
Well-known member
Lord Lucan riding Shergar
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Maups nailing a 12 yard spot-kick
studio150
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Johnson stands up in Parliament and lists everytime he has misspoken in Parliament and pledges that from now on he will always be truthful, and keeps to his word.
All trains within the UK match the punctuality of Japanese railways with full ticket refunds provided for any train more than one minute late.
Everyone using roads fully adheres to all laws and road rage never occurs.
All trains within the UK match the punctuality of Japanese railways with full ticket refunds provided for any train more than one minute late.
Everyone using roads fully adheres to all laws and road rage never occurs.
The Leader of The Opposition ( yes there is one apparently) wearing a different suit to work.
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A government of morally balanced caring civil servants
A nationalized efficient infrastructure
me getting on Top of the pops.
A nationalized efficient infrastructure
me getting on Top of the pops.
- Jul 10, 2003
- 25,809
[MENTION=534]Chicken Run[/MENTION] forging a career in satirical comedy
That's two....
METALMICKY
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- Jan 30, 2004
- 6,059
Gross not raising his right hand before taking any set piece!
[MENTION=26594]watford[/MENTION] Zero finally stops trolling and fishing for a row and spends his retirement doing something useful, that’s two…
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1066familyman
Radio User
- Jan 15, 2008
- 15,185
People in the West 'Standing with' a country that isn't populated by white non Muslims'.
A mobile phone company refusing to bring out a new model every few months and going back to replaceable batteries.
The UK declaring the car isn't king and actually doing something to prove it.
A mobile phone company refusing to bring out a new model every few months and going back to replaceable batteries.
The UK declaring the car isn't king and actually doing something to prove it.
- Jul 10, 2003
- 25,809
southstandandy
WEST STAND ANDY
- Jul 9, 2003
- 5,641
The Albion winning the Premier League
My dust bin being emptied by Adur Council
Hair reappearing on my bonce
My dust bin being emptied by Adur Council
Hair reappearing on my bonce
brighton terra
Well-known member
A genuine Amex ‘sell out’ i.e., a bum on every seat.
No one leaving before the final whistle.
No one complaining about people leaving before the final whistle.
No one leaving before the final whistle.
No one complaining about people leaving before the final whistle.
Junior being "Potter In"
Swansman being "Potter Out"
The discovery of intelligent alien life
Swansman being "Potter Out"
The discovery of intelligent alien life