Did you hear about the lizard who liked to meditate?
It made him a calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.
It made him a calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.
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- Thread starter Frutos
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How was it determined the lizard liked to meditate?
Surely this could only have been ascertained by intrusive monitoring of the lizard’s brain waves, eg by attaching electrodes or other monitoring equipment.
Hardly seems likely to induce calmness. I don’t regeckognise this as legitimate research.
Shropshire Seagull
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He said it was a lizard not a monitor ....
I’ll shed my coat
Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
Did it leave him with a stutter
Don't see how you'd know a lizard is calmer? You need to back this statement up, you need to understand the lizard in it's environment, what makes lizards happy, sad, calm etc, it's all about their culture.
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,159
Does he put on red braces and call himself Gordon Gecko? He needs to share information on this method so he must Open The Komodo.
Iguana get my coat.
Iguana get my coat.
hart's shirt
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Is there a gecko in here?
Studies like that sound a bit cold-blooded.
I didn't get it at first
It's slowly worming its way in.
It's slowly worming its way in.
ConfusedGloryHunter
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- Jul 6, 2011
- 2,047
I think they simply read the scales.
Barnet Seagull
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Chameleon jokes eh? Some things never change.
They’re like Man Utd supporters then
Sirnormangall
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- Sep 21, 2017
- 2,970
I don’t understand why meditation would make you calmer x 5
