[Help] Accountant needed for sole trader

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Gwylan

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Any recommendations for an accountant to help sort out finances. It's for a sole trader whose not on big bucks, so no fancy firm

 

vegster

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Lemon or Dover ?

 

clapham_gull

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Gwylan said:

Any recommendations for an accountant to help sort out finances. It's for a sole trader whose not on big bucks, so no fancy firm

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Is it the superyacht or the shares in the Norwegian ball point pen factory that need hiding ?

 

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Rowdey

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Simon Harrison at info@cheaperaccountant.co.uk

We needed a cheap accountant to do EOY for 'freeholder/communal block of flats company' and he was cheap with super fast turn around. All done via email.

 

LamieRobertson

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Gwylan said:

Any recommendations for an accountant to help sort out finances. It's for a sole trader whose not on big bucks, so no fancy firm

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Weststander

 

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Weststander

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LamieRobertson said:

Westender

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Based in Belgravia, that t@sser doesn’t get out of the bed in the morning for anything less than £5k.

 

drew

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Gwylan said:

Any recommendations for an accountant to help sort out finances. It's for a sole trader whose not on big bucks, so no fancy firm

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What's the nature of business?

 

vegster

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drew said:

What's the nature of business?

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Soles

 

zefarelly

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5 minute job?

Ins - outs

Expenses to zero, job done.

A few recent utility/petrol receipts should nullify most peoples profits

 

KZNSeagull

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vegster said:

Soles

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Aah?

 

clapham_gull

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drew said:

What's the nature of business?

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Systematic theft of the natural resources of Russia, bought at below market rate through a corrupt auction process, sustained by billions of dollars of backhanders to a mafia type administration, whilst assisting in hiding their respective illegally gained wealth through a myriad of off shore shell companies...

... Limited.

Definitely one for Westander.

 

Weststander

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clapham_gull said:

Systematic theft of the natural resources of Russia, bought at below market rate through a corrupt auction process, sustained by billions of dollars of backhanders to a mafia type administration, whilst assisting in hiding their respective wealth through a myriad of off shore shell companies...

... Limited.

Definitely one for Westander.

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More for Backander.

 

drew

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vegster said:

Soles

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Religion then!!!

 

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Gwylan

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clapham_gull said:

Systematic theft of the natural resources of Russia, bought at below market rate through a corrupt auction process, sustained by billions of dollars of backhanders to a mafia type administration, whilst assisting in hiding their respective illegally gained wealth through a myriad of off shore shell companies...

... Limited.

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Shhh ... now I'm never going to offload Chelsea at a cut-price rate