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[Football] Asier Villalibre
- Thread starter Swansman
- Start date
- Nov 11, 2009
- 11,361
Director of football job up for grabs.
Not sure the club's algorithms include brass instrument abilities. Barber will be impressed
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
True story: I was recruiting gardeners a while ago as part of my job. As I read through the completed job application forms, on one, I got to the bit where it asked for previous experience. This person had written, "I have no gardening experience whatsover, but I can play the trumpet."
He didn't get an interview!
He didn't get an interview!
Mr Bridger
Sound of the suburbs
Least if he finds any weeds he can “root-it-ooot”
Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo
Waxing chumps like candles since ‘75
- Oct 4, 2003
- 11,082
I wasn't aware Romesh Ranagnathan had become a professional footballer.
ConfusedGloryHunter
He/him/his/that muppet
- Jul 6, 2011
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Were you only looking for experience with tubers?
Super Steve Earle
Well-known member
When I 'recruited' our new window cleaner, I soon found out he plays sax!
Super Steve Earle
Well-known member
I thought you'd accidentally started the Aston Villa thread in Swedish!
Why is he must sign? What are his strengths?
Also likes the odd cerveza judging by the cut of his jib!!
- Thread starter
- #12
From the 2 minutes of research I made yesterday, it is mainly the beard and the trumpet... which is good enough for me.
Highlight reel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JatAnQvcTl0
For me he would complement Welbeck and Maupay as none of them appears to be playing trumpet.
Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms
King of Sussex
Presumably a job-seeking trumpeter who had to prove to the jobs office that he was seeking jobs, despite the fact that jobs for trumpeters are generally thin on the ground. I think if I was in that position I'd be writing much the same!
I assume Villalibre possibly means "free house", so his surname might as well be "Pub".
Judging by the ridiculous hipster follicular growth It's literal translation is probably more like 'craft ale tap house'
ConfusedGloryHunter
He/him/his/that muppet
- Jul 6, 2011
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Also, what if they turn out to be a tad modest? It can be almost impossible to get trumpet work if you are too self-effacing.
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
maltaseagull
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We signed a striker who was also a DJ and that went well..............................................
Thought he was more a DJ that played football on the side.
Neville's Breakfast
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That beard. Covers up his weak chin.