[Humour] Happy Valentine's Day.....

Durlston

"Garlic bread!?"

NSC Patron

Jul 15, 2009

9,765

Haywards Heath

• Feb 14, 2022

• #1

......to everyone on NSC.

What do you think? - commercial rip off or a chance to show your other half how much you love them?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Two in the pink
And one in the poo.

 

DJ NOBO

Well-known member

Jul 18, 2004

6,338

Wiltshire

• Feb 14, 2022

• #2

Why do flowers cost so much?
(And razor blades)

 

Justice

Dangerous Idiot

Jun 21, 2012

18,648

Born In Shoreham

• Feb 14, 2022

• #3

Why do women think this is a one way affair

 

schmunk

"Members"

Jan 19, 2018

9,509

Mid mid mid Sussex

• Feb 14, 2022

• #4

Justice said:

Why do women think this is a one way affair

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It's probably not a very good day to be having an affair.

 

BadFish

Huge Member

Oct 19, 2003

17,117

• Feb 14, 2022

• #5

Meh, load of old bollocks

Being married to me is like valentine's Day every day.

Sent from my M2010J19CG using Tapatalk

 

crodonilson

He/Him

Jan 17, 2005

13,533

Lyme Regis

• Feb 14, 2022

• #6

One of the great days on the calendar we celebrated over the weekend with our good friends Polly and Giles. Tonight I'm cooking Pork Curry and we may indulge in a spot of teabagging afterwards.

 

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker

Feb 20, 2017

23,348

Sussex by the Sea

• Feb 14, 2022

• #7

 

Gabbafella

Well-known member

Aug 22, 2012

4,707

• Feb 14, 2022

• #8

Utter nonsense. Me and the Mrs say we love each other on a daily basis, we go out for meals together, cinema, holidays (not so much recently) and buy little things to show appreciation for one another. Doing it on one specific day because society says so is bollocks.

 

jakarta

Well-known member

May 25, 2007

15,629

Sullington

• Feb 14, 2022

• #9

Some real misery guts on here, Mrs Jakarta got a nice new fluffy bath robe plus a big box of Hotel Chocolat mix.

Fillet Steak and a bottle of Rioja tonight.

It is NOT just another day...

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,847

Brighton

• Feb 14, 2022

• #10

jakarta said:

It is NOT just another day...

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When you have 2 children under 4 years old, it can feel like just another day if I'm honest...

 

Uh_huh_him

Well-known member

Sep 28, 2011

10,680

• Feb 14, 2022

• #11

jakarta said:

Some real misery guts on here, Mrs Jakarta got a nice new fluffy bath robe plus a big box of Hotel Chocolat mix.

Fillet Steak and a bottle of Rioja tonight.

It is NOT just another day...

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Think you've mixed up your day's here - Steak is for March 14th.

 

Swansman

Pro-peace

May 13, 2019

22,320

Sweden

• Feb 14, 2022

• #12

Um yeah I prefer to call it "Monday". Happy Monday to you.

 

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amexer

Well-known member

Aug 8, 2011

6,209

• Feb 14, 2022

• #13

Do begrudge paying £10/15 more for same flowers so although not possible this year buy day before and keep in garage

 

Pretty pink fairy

Banned

Jan 30, 2008

31,981

• Feb 14, 2022

• #14

All my fans love me


Regards
DF

 

Baker lite

Banned

Mar 16, 2017

6,309

in my house

• Feb 14, 2022

• #15

Twenty eight years ago today I took Mrs Bravo Lima to see Mrs Doubtfire at the Odeon. In love ever since .[emoji3590] [emoji3590]

 

marcos3263

Well-known member

Oct 29, 2009

923

Fishersgate and Proud

• Feb 14, 2022

• #16

Baker lite said:

Twenty eight years ago today I took Mrs Bravo Lima to see Mrs Doubtfire at the Odeon. In love ever since .[emoji3590] [emoji3590]

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you know............you know Mrs Doubtfire was a man dressed up

 

schmunk

"Members"

Jan 19, 2018

9,509

Mid mid mid Sussex

• Feb 14, 2022

• #17

marcos3263 said:

you know............you know Mrs Doubtfire was a man dressed up

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Turns out he wasn't the only one.

 

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Brian Fantana

Well-known member

Oct 8, 2006

7,248

In the field

• Feb 14, 2022

• #18

Mellotron said:

When you have 2 children under 4 years old, it can feel like just another day if I'm honest...

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This.

 

Godstar

Active member

Jan 18, 2012

180

Sodom..or is it Gomorrah!

• Feb 14, 2022

• #19

After 28 years together, the wife & I still go out for a romantic meal once a week…she goes on a Tuesday & I go on Thursdays!

 

British Bulldog

The great escape

Feb 6, 2006

10,896

• Feb 14, 2022

• #20

Does anybody else remember the time when Valentines day was about sending and receiving valentines gifts from and to people you fancied? nobody ever said who they were from it was just a mystery?