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[Albion] Lamptey Song?



MeadsGull

New member
Jan 26, 2022
1
He’s our magician
Running down the wing,
He’s ****ing rapid
He’s faster than lightning,
He came from Chelsea
To Sussex by the sea,
His name is Tariq
Tariq Lamptey,
DU DU DU DU DU, DU DU DU DU DU DU

To the tune of Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
Villa have a similar one about Coutinho.. quite catchy.
Think he’s earnt one of his own by now!!
 










faoileán

Well-known member
Jan 29, 2021
885
He’s our magician
Running down the wing,
He’s ****ing rapid
He’s faster than lightning,
He came from Chelsea
To Sussex by the sea,
His name is Tariq
Tariq Lamptey,
DU DU DU DU DU, DU DU DU DU DU DU

To the tune of Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
Villa have a similar one about Coutinho.. quite catchy.
Think he’s earnt one of his own by now!!

What a first post? Truly hideous...
 












schmunk

"Members"
Jan 19, 2018
9,508
Mid mid mid Sussex
Don't you know he's gonna run, run, run, run, run, run
Run, run, run, run, run, run
Oh, we said he's gonna run, run, run, run, run, run
Run, run, run, run, run, run
'Cause with him the Albion are going to win
Talkin' Tariq Lamptey revolution
'Cause with him the Albion are going to win
Talkin' Tariq Lamptey revolution, oh no
Talkin' Tariq Lamptey revolution, oh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv8FBjo1Y8I
 


Change at Barnham

Well-known member
Aug 6, 2011
4,914
Bognor Regis
As mentioned on the footnote of another NSC member:

There's a Star Man, playing on our right.
His name is Tariq Lamptey and he's ****ing dynamite.


It's sung by other clubs with various names used, but it scans nicely and is easy to remember.
 


Iroquois Boy

New member
Dec 30, 2013
16
I mentioned this somewhere before: to the tune of Frankie Valli - oh what a night

Oh what a sight
Teriq Lamptey running down the wing
Have you ever seen such a thing
Come Brighton make my night

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Milano

Well-known member
Aug 15, 2012
3,370
Sussex but not by the sea
As mentioned on the footnote of another NSC member:

There's a Star Man, playing on our right.
His name is Tariq Lamptey and he's ****ing dynamite.


It's sung by other clubs with various names used, but it scans nicely and is easy to remember.

I love this BUT if you want the whole stadium to join in then you’ve got to replace the f word.
Annoys me how swearing is just part of vocabulary, it shouldn’t be, it should have meaning, an effect. When it’s used in every day vocabulary it loses its impact and the speaker sounds like an idiot. I might be going slightly off topic though and showing my age……..
 


Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,715
West west west Sussex
Why the frack is everyone suddenly a magician?

We ain't playing Quiditch.
 




Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Jul 23, 2003
34,186
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
As mentioned on the footnote of another NSC member:

There's a Star Man, playing on our right.
His name is Tariq Lamptey and he's ****ing dynamite.


It's sung by other clubs with various names used, but it scans nicely and is easy to remember.

This, obviously

:)
 


Live by the sea

Well-known member
Oct 21, 2016
4,718
He’s our magician
Running down the wing,
He’s ****ing rapid
He’s faster than lightning,
He came from Chelsea
To Sussex by the sea,
His name is Tariq
Tariq Lamptey,
DU DU DU DU DU, DU DU DU DU DU DU

To the tune of Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
Villa have a similar one about Coutinho.. quite catchy.
Think he’s earnt one of his own by now!!


There should be more football songs to wham tunes - perfect match .

Wham rap - bad boys etc so many possibilities
 


Tokyohands

Well-known member
Jan 5, 2017
940
Tokyo
He’s our magician
Running down the wing,
He’s ****ing rapid
He’s faster than lightning,
He came from Chelsea
To Sussex by the sea,
His name is Tariq
Tariq Lamptey,
DU DU DU DU DU, DU DU DU DU DU DU

To the tune of Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
Villa have a similar one about Coutinho.. quite catchy.
Think he’s earnt one of his own by now!!

Those words fit to 'Rio' by Duran Duran no?
Anyway, these threads crack me up as they're usually drunken and a bit all over the place!
Whatever the words end up being it should be to this tune :lol:
 








Peacehaven Wild Kids

Well-known member
Jan 16, 2022
2,265
The Avenue then Maloncho
He’s our magician
Running down the wing,
He’s ****ing rapid
He’s faster than lightning,
He came from Chelsea
To Sussex by the sea,
His name is Tariq
Tariq Lamptey,
DU DU DU DU DU, DU DU DU DU DU DU

To the tune of Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
Villa have a similar one about Coutinho.. quite catchy.
Think he’s earnt one of his own by now!!

Well, do what we used to do back in the day, get a few of your mates to sing it with you a few times and if it’s any good a few more will join in and off you go. I look forward to the night the whole North Stand are singing it, however I expect this’ll be the same night we beat Barcelona 3 nil in the Champions League semi final
 


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