[Albion] Lamptey Song?

Gonzo BHA

Well-known member

Sep 3, 2004

142

BN1

• Jan 27, 2022

• #21

When I see you Tariq
I go out my head
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough

Taking on defenders
And leaving them for dead
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough

With every game we fall more in love
And I just can't seem to get enough of you
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
TA-RIQ-LAMP-TEY


To the tune of Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode

 

M

Mancgull

Well-known member

Nov 28, 2011

4,820

Astley, Manchester

• Jan 27, 2022

• #22

The Star man song for me. It’s easy to learn, scans well and we need a song for Tariq ASAP!

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member

Dec 4, 2003

21,504

England

• Jan 27, 2022

• #23

Lamptey's Electric
Makes your left back look geriatric
He's small and rather fantastic
And we pinched him from Chelsea

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member

Dec 4, 2003

21,504

England

• Jan 27, 2022

• #24

Humpty Dumpy

Tariq Lamptey quick on the ball
Tariq Lamptey made your guy fall
All your defenders just cannot defend
When Tariq Lamptey has it again

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member

Dec 4, 2003

21,504

England

• Jan 27, 2022

• #25

Dontcha - Pussycat Dolls

Dontcha wish your right back was like Lamptey
Dontcha wish your right back was a freak like him
Dontcha
Dontcha

What?

 

E

erkan

Well-known member

Dec 9, 2004

896

Eastbourne

• Jan 27, 2022

• #26

To the tune of Leaning on the Lamppost by Noel Gay:

We've got Tariq Lamptey at the corner of our team
Defenders cry as he goes flying by,
Oh me, oh my, I love it when little Tariq flies by.
I don't know if he'll get away, he doesn't always get away,
But anyhow I know that he'll try,
Oh me, oh my, I hope that little Tariq flies by.

 

stewart12

Well-known member

Jan 16, 2019

1,609

• Jan 27, 2022

• #27

OHHH FREAK OUT!
Tariq, C'est Chic!
FREAK OUT!


or

Tariq me baby, ohhh yeah
Tariq me baby, ohhh yeah
I wanna lick you up and down
till you say stop
Let me play with your body baybeh
make you real hot
(REALLL HOTTT!!!!)
let me do all the things
you want me to do
COS TONIGHT BAYBEH, I WANNA GET TARIQ-AY WIT YOU!!!!

 

S

SuperSub1973

New member

Jan 27, 2022

7

• Jan 27, 2022

• #28

First post and so please be gentle...

To "Hey Macarena"

Signed from Chelsea, we never saw him coming
Plays on the wing, a player that is cunning
Fast as a car and never stopsa running
Heeeeeeey Tariq Lamptey

 

Last edited: Jan 27, 2022

Wozza

Shite Supporter

Jul 6, 2003

23,661

Online

• Jan 27, 2022

• #29

When we find ourselves in times of trouble, we put Tariq on the wing
Scaring your defenders, it’s Lamptey
And you’ll never catch him, he’s the fastest, player in the Premier League
Scaring your defenders, it’s Lamptey

[loop]
It’s Lamptey! It’s Lamptey! It’s Lamptey! It’s Lamptey!
Scaring your defenders, it’s Lamptey!
[/loop]

(First line maybe too negative?)

 

Last edited: Jan 27, 2022

southstandandy

WEST STAND ANDY

Jul 9, 2003

5,662

• Jan 27, 2022

• #30

Milano said:

I love this BUT if you want the whole stadium to join in then you’ve got to replace the f word.
Annoys me how swearing is just part of vocabulary, it shouldn’t be, it should have meaning, an effect. When it’s used in every day vocabulary it loses its impact and the speaker sounds like an idiot. I might be going slightly off topic though and showing my age……..

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That's why I can't understand Liam Gallagher. I need a translator when he opens his gob.

 

GJN1

Well-known member

Nov 4, 2014

1,258

Brighton

• Jan 27, 2022

• #31

OH-OH-OH-OH

OH-OH-OH-OH

Taaaaa-riq Petite

The fastest player you've ever gonna meet.

 

GJN1

Well-known member

Nov 4, 2014

1,258

Brighton

• Jan 27, 2022

• #32

GJN1 said:

OH-OH-OH-OH

OH-OH-OH-OH

Taaaaa-riq Petite

The fastest player you've ever gonna meet.

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Can we just all agree that this is the best one and get it sorted ASAP?

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member

Dec 4, 2003

21,504

England

• Jan 27, 2022

• #33

A tribute to MEAT

They want you
They need you
But there aint no way their ever gonna have you
And now they're sad
'cos Tariq Lamptey aint bad
and now they're sad
'cos Tariq Lamptey aint bad.

 

Moshe Gariani

Well-known member

Mar 10, 2005

12,100

• Jan 27, 2022

• #34

Tariq Lamptey you and I know
How the hamstrings twang and the scars they're leaving
You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end
You will have no time for grieving
Tariq Lamptey you and I cry
But the sun is still in the sky and shining above you
Let me hear us sing once more like we did before
Sing a new song, for Tariq Lamptey
Try once more like we did before
Sing a new song, for Tariq Lamptey
Try once more like we did before
Sing a new song, for Tariq Lamptey.
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(Thread closed)

 

T

taz

Active member

Feb 18, 2015

161

• Jan 28, 2022

• #35

With lamptey shining every cross has a silver.... lining so mark him close don't let him go... David Essex 1974

 

Last edited: Jan 28, 2022