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[Football] David Stockdale or David Brent?



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seagully

Cock-knobs!
Jun 30, 2006
2,955
Battle
Stockdale's website seems to have gone full Brent/Partridge

https://www.davidstockdale13.co.uk/


'To relax, he enjoys nothing more than spending time with his family; a low-key fishing trip; or spending time driving his classic 1986 Ferrari Mondial'

'His distinguished yet everyman character makes him perfect for advertising campaigns for high-end, male-targeted products'
 










Albion my Albion

Albion my Albion

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 6, 2016
17,963
Indiana, USA
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BLIMEY, THAT FART STINKS!!! PUT UP YOUR FISTS. LET'S HAVE A KERFUFFLE!!!
 




Comrade Sam

Comrade Sam

Comrade Sam
Jan 31, 2013
1,586
Walthamstow
That was weird. I kept expecting it to end, but on it went saying nothing but wankety w**k. I had assumed it would finish with the line 'and that's why David is a Panatella Man!'
 




thedonkeycentrehalf

thedonkeycentrehalf

Retired
Jul 7, 2003
8,630
That is a great site - not sure how something so professionally produced and giving such gravitas to the man can also make me laugh so much.
 








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essbee1

Well-known member
Jun 25, 2014
4,139
If he spent more time on the training field instead of this crap, he might not be such a s**** keeper now.

Cue all the "how dare you say that - hands off the man" bollox.
 




Paulie Gualtieri

Paulie Gualtieri

Bada Bing
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May 8, 2018
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“Surrounded by strong, independent women in his life, David has an unswerving respect for women across the board”

He won an argument once when he said, how can I hate women? My mums one
 


clapham_gull

clapham_gull

Legacy Fan
Aug 20, 2003
25,338
Mundays Right Foot said:
Am sure Hamilton's Water Breaks will be in contact with him
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David's chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33.

Now this little babe can cope with anything, and I mean anything.

Earlier he put in a pound of mashed-up Dundee cake. Let’s take a look. Not a trace.

Peace of mind I’m sure, especially if you have elderly relatives on board.
 


Hugo Rune

Hugo Rune

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Feb 23, 2012
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Brighton
“As his football career continues to thrive…..”

Thrive? His career mirrors going from a hosting a primetime BBC chat-show to presenting the graveyard slot on North Norfolk Digital!
 








clapham_gull

clapham_gull

Legacy Fan
Aug 20, 2003
25,338
Hugo Rune said:
“As his football career continues to thrive…..”

Thrive? His career mirrors going from a hosting a primetime BBC chat-show to presenting the graveyard slot on North Norfolk Digital!
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But basically, terrestrial TV is a dead duck, and who watches a dead duck? Not even its mother. She just flies off depressed.
 










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