[Football] Slowest penalty ever?

Gabbafella

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Aug 22, 2012

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• Dec 31, 2021

• #1

In all my years watching football, I've never seen a penalty "run" up like this.



How was he not booked for time wasting? Are there rules to say a penalty kick has to be taken within a certain amount of time?

 

Dick Swiveller

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Sep 9, 2011

9,157

• Dec 31, 2021

• #2

The Asian Gross? Runs in at full speed, does a little Gross Turn/Brucie jump half way through and continues at full speed again. Nice to see you, to see you ....

 

Acker79

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Nov 15, 2008

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Brighton

• Dec 31, 2021

• #3

Gabbafella said:

In all my years watching football, I've never seen a penalty "run" up like this.



How was he not booked for time wasting? Are there rules to say a penalty kick has to be taken within a certain amount of time?

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It was a penalty shoot out. They go as long as is needed, so there's not time to be wasted.

 

Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..

May 7, 2017

4,137

Eastbourne

• Dec 31, 2021

• #4

That initial run up is exactly like the one I do to the toilet when I actually think I'm going to shit myself.

Can I claim copyright?

 

E

essbee1

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Jun 25, 2014

4,133

• Dec 31, 2021

• #5

Knocky's Nose said:

That initial run up is exactly like the one I do to the toilet when I actually think I'm going to shit myself.

Can I claim copyright?

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Or equally, for me, when I have shit myself.

 

PILTDOWN MAN

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Hurst Green

• Dec 31, 2021

• #6

Gabbafella said:

In all my years watching football, I've never seen a penalty "run" up like this.



How was he not booked for time wasting? Are there rules to say a penalty kick has to be taken within a certain amount of time?

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No rules only laws.

 

1066familyman

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Jan 15, 2008

15,185

• Dec 31, 2021

• #7

Knocky's Nose said:

That initial run up is exactly like the one I do to the toilet when I actually think I'm going to shit myself.

Can I claim copyright?

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I'm particularly loving the little hop in there near the end.

I never include the hop myself though, or else I would actually shit myself.

 

1066familyman

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Jan 15, 2008

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• Dec 31, 2021

• #8

PILTDOWN MAN said:

No rules only laws.

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There are no rules. Rules are for fools.