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[News] What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
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Worried Man Blues
Well-known member
Wow amazing a Unicorn?
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Penis
PLASTIC FORK
SPORK
FOUR PLASTIC SPOONS
MARBLE
SCREW AND PIECE OF PEN
TAPE AND PAPER
“PUT A CHOPSTICK IN HIS URETHRA LAST NIGHT TO MAKE HIS PENIS LONGER AND WAS UNABLE TO REMOVE IT”
BEADS ON STRING
CLOTHING PRICE TAG
END OF A RAT TAIL COMB
TWO TWEEZERS
“HEADPHONES CORD TO PREVENT WET DREAMS”
NAILS
HEX KEY
DART
BREAD TWIST TIE
PIECE OF METAL FROM COVID MASK
“WHILE MASTURBATING WITH A SEWING NEEDLE HE LOST CONTROL OF THE NEEDLE AND IT DISAPPEARED INTO THE MEATUS OF HIS PENIS”
We've all done it
PLASTIC FORK
SPORK
FOUR PLASTIC SPOONS
MARBLE
SCREW AND PIECE OF PEN
TAPE AND PAPER
“PUT A CHOPSTICK IN HIS URETHRA LAST NIGHT TO MAKE HIS PENIS LONGER AND WAS UNABLE TO REMOVE IT”
BEADS ON STRING
CLOTHING PRICE TAG
END OF A RAT TAIL COMB
TWO TWEEZERS
“HEADPHONES CORD TO PREVENT WET DREAMS”
NAILS
HEX KEY
DART
BREAD TWIST TIE
PIECE OF METAL FROM COVID MASK
“WHILE MASTURBATING WITH A SEWING NEEDLE HE LOST CONTROL OF THE NEEDLE AND IT DISAPPEARED INTO THE MEATUS OF HIS PENIS”
We've all done it
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QI on Twitter.
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
"On the twelth day of Christmas, I stuck this up my arse,
PLASTIC FORKS
SPORKs
FOUR PLASTIC SPOONS
MARBLES
SCREW AND PIECE OF PEN
TAPE AND PAPER
“PUT A CHOPSTICK IN HIS URETHRA LAST NIGHT TO MAKE HIS PENIS LONGER AND WAS UNABLE TO REMOVE IT”
BEADS ON STRING
CLOTHING PRICE TAG
END OF A RAT TAIL COMB
TWO TWEEZERS
“HEADPHONES CORD TO PREVENT WET DREAMS”
NAILS
HEX KEY
DART
BREAD TWIST TIE
and a PIECE OF METAL FROM COVID MASK."
PLASTIC FORKS
SPORKs
FOUR PLASTIC SPOONS
MARBLES
SCREW AND PIECE OF PEN
TAPE AND PAPER
“PUT A CHOPSTICK IN HIS URETHRA LAST NIGHT TO MAKE HIS PENIS LONGER AND WAS UNABLE TO REMOVE IT”
BEADS ON STRING
CLOTHING PRICE TAG
END OF A RAT TAIL COMB
TWO TWEEZERS
“HEADPHONES CORD TO PREVENT WET DREAMS”
NAILS
HEX KEY
DART
BREAD TWIST TIE
and a PIECE OF METAL FROM COVID MASK."
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
“FOREIGN BODY IN HIS RECTUM. HE STATES HE ‘BELIEVES IT IS A VAPE’ AND IS NOT ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS.”
Schmokinnnnnnnnnnnnnn'
Schmokinnnnnnnnnnnnnn'
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With Crispy Cock it was a toothbrush. Southampton General circa 1984. My brother worked in the bums and willies ward back then.
Raleigh Chopper
New member
This could be merged with the Monopoly thread.
As far as I am aware there are no rules on how you have to throw the dice.
I wonder if this could be put on a Monopoly card.
"You have been caught sticking a plastic fork up your bum. Please report to the bums and willies ward to have it removed and pay the banker 100 quid."
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
No lego bricks?
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
I looked for "My hamster" at the top of list, but it wasn't up there.
Raleigh Chopper
New member
If you have lost your hamster I doubt that it is up someone's arse.
Sorry for your loss though.