[Misc] Man goes to hospital with a mortar up his bottom

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Habitual User

Oct 18, 2006

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Worthing

• Dec 4, 2021

• #41

A man goes to the doctors……

Yeah if you believe he even got an appointment

 

A1X

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Sep 1, 2017

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Deepest, darkest Sussex

• Dec 4, 2021

• #42

Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler?
If you think he’s got the runs…

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,383

• Dec 4, 2021

• #43

Winker said:

Being pedantic, that's not a mortar shell, it's an anti-tank shot. The 6pdr gun had a 57mm caliber.

British mortars were 2", 3" or 4.5".

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This. Lazy reporting. The journalist needs a rocket up his arse

 

SuperFurrySeagull

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Sep 25, 2003

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Cardiff By The Sea

• Dec 4, 2021

• #44

clapham_gull said:

Those clever researchers at The Sun have tracked down the shell.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16923295/bomb-squad-hospital-bottom-shell/

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Well, now you've shown it, that's quite the cute little stunner there, isn't it.


Er...I mean...quite the well engineered piece of kit there...er, I'll be off now...



Bristol, you say?

 

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Glawstergull

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May 21, 2004

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GLAWSTERSHIRE

• Dec 4, 2021

• #45

Gloucester not Bristol.
Bristol folk are really really weird.

 

Petunia

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Downunder

• Dec 4, 2021

• #46

Surely if he had taken a couple of laxatives it would have shot out….

 

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joydivisionovengloves

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Aug 10, 2019

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N/E Somerset

• Dec 4, 2021

• #47

Cannon Soder