[Misc] Man goes to hospital with a mortar up his bottom

Frutos · Dec 3, 2021

Not a sentence you probably thought you'd ever read, but good for a Friday afternoon laugh!

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076

Cowfold Seagull · Dec 3, 2021

Lodged up there during the war unoticed perhaps? failed to go off?

Cheshire Cat · Dec 3, 2021

More bangs for your buck in Bristol.

Taybha · Dec 3, 2021

This is going to get blown right out of proportion as usual.

hart's shirt · Dec 3, 2021

If they can't remove it in time, he'll go ballistic.

The Clamp · Dec 3, 2021

So you were cleaning the garage naked, Sir? I see.

B-right-on · Dec 3, 2021

Explosive news story that.

Bry Nylon · Dec 3, 2021

hart's shirt said:
If they can't remove it in time, he'll go ballistic.

Always a risk when you’re dealing with an unexploded bum

southstandandy · Dec 3, 2021

My sister years ago working at Brighton General had to operate on a man who had half a pineapple lodged up his arse. And no, I'm not joking.

Bet he was blowing chunks for weeks after!

n1 gull · Dec 3, 2021

southstandandy said:
My sister years ago working at Brighton General had to operate on a man who had half a pineapple lodged up his arse. And no, I'm not joking.

Bet he was blowing chunks for weeks after!

Did he eat the other half?

Raleigh Chopper · Dec 3, 2021

.....and on that bombshell

Raleigh Chopper · Dec 3, 2021

The firm he works for have fired him,they said he did not have the calibre.

NooBHA · Dec 3, 2021

Gives a whole new meaning to the terminology " Shoot Yer Load "

Icy Gull · Dec 3, 2021

“Fell on it “like people who have been punched in the face have “walked into a door”?

el punal · Dec 3, 2021

This really is taking colonic irrigation to a new level.

albionalbino · Dec 3, 2021

Where's his pestle?

Superphil · Dec 3, 2021

Tory MP?

dazzer6666 · Dec 3, 2021

Cementing his place in history……..?

banjo · Dec 3, 2021

Was he a bombardREAR in the army

Eeyore · Dec 3, 2021

First person to blow off and take out a whole street.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REpNTi-9oRQ

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