[Football] "The perfect Christmas gift for any Brighton fan"

Wozza

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This has been doing the rounds on social, so if you know the answer don't spoil it.

For everyone else, this modern art is Albion related. No, really.

It's priced from £24 for a 12x18in print.

It's "The perfect Christmas gift for any Brighton fan" (it says here)

Can you guess what it is?



PS Reviews are coming in. "Are you on crack?"

 

Biscuit Barrel

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Is it the latest Potter in or out poll?

 

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Barber will be gutted they didn't think of this first. Money making genius for 2 lines jn a box

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Bracknell_Gull

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To avoid Potter Bashing, is it the staying up tracker?

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Bit of the 1983 home kit?

 

Wozza

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Not even close, guys...

 

Simster

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Obviously I know what it is Warren because you told me.

I can confirm it is absolutely shithouse.

 

nwgull

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Is it the goal-line-technology graphic from Pascal Groß’s winner against Man Utd?

 

Man of Harveys

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Is it a thermometer which shows Graham Potter’s current level of disappointment at the philistines who don’t appreciate his art?

 

keaton

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Is it a representation of our two premier League managers? They're both very thin

 

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Brovion

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It symbolises the essential dichotomy of the Albion fan. The dark line is the despair, the madness, the depression that is never far away. The lighter line is the hope and the joy. The two can always go side by side and are always seen together as they are essentially the same: Ying and Yang, positive and negative, light and dark. Much as we would like to see only one line we cannot, our eyes are drawn to both, indeed we ARE both.

A truly stunning and original work.

 

Blue3

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Is it a pictorial representation of the time the Albion has spent in the top three divisions since TB took over?

 

Nitram

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It’s a metaphor where the white line represents hope and the black line the reality of our present scoring potential. The blue background represents fans tears with the current striker situation.

 

hans kraay fan club

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mejonaNO12 aka riskit said:

Bit of the 1983 home kit?

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I also know what it purports to represent, and genuinely, if it WERE what you suggest, that would actually be way, way, (way, way, way) less shit than it actually is.

 

jimhigham

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All I wanted for Christmas was a Brighton away shirt

 

Guinness Boy

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Blueprint of the monorail?

 

Wozza

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A clue - the description.

"This stunning minimalist print represents BHAFC's club-defining XXXX XXXX XXXX in XXXX. By XXXXX this XXXX, they XXXX themselves XXXX XXXX out of XXXX XXXXX XXXX.

The print represents the XXXX of that XX XX. The black line represents XXXX XXX and the white line represents XXX XX."

 

Guinness Boy

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Wozza said:

A clue - the description.

"This stunning minimalist print represents BHAFC's club-defining XXXX XXXX XXXX in XXXX. By XXXXX this XXXX, they XXXX themselves XXXX XXXX out of XXXX XXXXX XXXX.

The print represents the XXXX of that XX XX. The black line represents XXXX XXX and the white line represents XXX XX."

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Escape from relegation at Hereford?

 

Pevenseagull

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Does the black line represent **** all?

 

hans kraay fan club

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Chandlers Ford

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Wozza said:

This has been doing the rounds on social, so if you know the answer don't spoil it.

For everyone else, this modern art is Albion related. No, really.

It's priced from £24 for a 12x18in print.

It's "The perfect Christmas gift for any Brighton fan" (it says here)

Can you guess what it is?

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PS Reviews are coming in. "Are you on crack?"

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There is no longer a (my) review, which read 'Are you on crack? #gullible #artwank #its2soddinglines #behaveyourself', as it has been deleted. and I have been blocked from their instagram page. How am I supposed to BUY one now?