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[Humour] Joke du jour.
- Thread starter Stat Brother
- Start date
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
One doth jest with inuendo, my liege.
To be fair, that's newer than most of Jimmy Tarbuck's material.
hart's shirt
Well-known member
I'm writing a song about getting my door lock replaced.
There's a key change at the end.
There's a key change at the end.
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
So willy jokes have been the subject of intercourse for 1100 years - wow that's long!
GT49er
Well-known member
That should be joke du millenium then. Probably hasn't worn well .............
Shropshire Seagull
Well-known member
A key has "wants" - nah, I don't believe it ...
Dick Swiveller
Well-known member
- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,156
Hmm. Does a key "poke" a keyhole? Why is it hanging on a man's thigh? Bet that upset the 10th century woke snowflakes.
#Cancel10thCentury
#Cancel10thCentury
ConfusedGloryHunter
He/him/his/that muppet
- Jul 6, 2011
- 2,045
I too doubt the validity of a sentient key and as for hanging at a man's thigh; I don't think these things were available back then:
Taybha
Whalewhine
This got me thinking, a feat in itself but my sister needed a heart operation and to put our minds at rest we were told don't worry she's in good hands Dr Murray is the top heart specialist in the country! Before the nurse left I couldn't resist asking him who was bottom ? And what were his XG stats, the reply was a puzzled look and a mumble.
Anyway back to the joke, I don't get it.
Anyway back to the joke, I don't get it.
Saladpack Seagull
Just Shut Up and Paddle
My wife had to have a brain tumour removed a few years back (made a full recovery), but this reminded me that we were told the surgeon was really good and a "perfectionist". I thought " well, shouldn't they all be? Who wants the guy who isn't a perfectionist?" Didn't say anything as by then the op had been cancelled four times and I was having a bit of a sense of humour failure.........