[Albion] Song for Cucurella.

Wellesley

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Jul 24, 2013

4,973

• Aug 31, 2021

• #1

Would be nice to get the old Oscar Garcia/ You are my sunshine song back and updated for Cucurella.

Marc Cucarella,
He eats paella,
Flew from Espana,
To come and play.
He likes a sherry,
He's f***ing hairy,
Please don't take Cucarella away.

I thank you.

 

Danny Wilson Said

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May 2, 2020

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Palookaville

• Aug 31, 2021

• #2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ISEzLP4tsA

 

Titanic

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Helpful Moderator

Jul 5, 2003

39,069

West Sussex

• Aug 31, 2021

• #3

The little cockroach, the little cockroach,
all he wanted was to dance,
he doesn’t mind that
a leg is missing,
he would never miss the chance.

In the house nobody wants him
and they hunt him through the back door
so he goes after the music
and he’s dancing on the dance floor.

The little cockroach, the little cockroach,
all he wanted was to dance,
he doesn’t mind that
a leg is missing,
he would never miss the chance.

He won’t stay where they don’t want him,
there are better things to ask for.
Now the music seems to charm him
as he’s dancing on the dance floor.

The little cockroach, the little cockroach,
all he wanted was to dance,
he doesn’t bother
if legs are missing,
he would never miss the chance.

 

Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms

King of Sussex

Oct 3, 2003

1,386

Lost

• Aug 31, 2021

• #4

Cucurella, ella, ella, eh eh eh

 

jackalbion

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Aug 30, 2011

4,024

• Aug 31, 2021

• #5

I think to the tune of Seven Nation army, 'oh Marc Cucurella', think that's a pretty original one myself

 

Nathan

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Jan 8, 2010

3,754

• Aug 31, 2021

• #6

Posh spice is a slapper
She will go with any fella
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Cucurella

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,802

Ruislip

• Aug 31, 2021

• #7

His name is Cucu Cucurella.....

 

Simster

"the man's an arse"

Jul 7, 2003

54,188

Surrey

• Aug 31, 2021

• #8

Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms said:

Cucurella, ella, ella, eh eh eh

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Let's face it, this is far more likely to take off than any effort with over 10 words.

 

C

Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003

23,033

• Aug 31, 2021

• #9

Nathan said:

Posh spice is a slapper
She will go with any fella
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Cucurella

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The gag that keeps on giving...errr...

 

Brok

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Dec 26, 2011

4,332

• Aug 31, 2021

• #10

 

Paul Reids Sock

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Nov 3, 2004

4,458

Paul Reids boot

• Aug 31, 2021

• #11

Nathan said:

Posh spice is a slapper
She will go with any fella
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Cucurella

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Close the thread - we have a winner

 

schmunk

"Members"

Jan 19, 2018

9,496

Mid mid mid Sussex

• Aug 31, 2021

• #12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8


Marc Cucurella wins a free... [KICK!]
Scores and assists; Hair's enough for everyone

 

beefypigeon

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Aug 14, 2008

960

• Aug 31, 2021

• #13

How about something to the tune of the Macarena?

"Heyyyyy Cucurella"


"He comes from Spain and his name's Cucurella.
Sideshow Bob hair and he loves Paella.
Plays on the left for Brighton, Cucurella.
Heyyyyy Cucurella"

 

Last edited: Aug 31, 2021

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker

Feb 20, 2017

23,307

Sussex by the Sea

• Aug 31, 2021

• #14

 

Hampden Park

Ex R.N.

Oct 7, 2003

4,989

• Aug 31, 2021

• #15

to the tune of Hey Mr Christmas by Showaddywaddy (it won't catch on, but i tried)

Hey, Cucurella
We hope you'll score for fun
Hey, Cucurella
Cucurella, here he comes

Forget that you played for Getafe
And make the Amex bright
Croud is singin', bells are ringin'
Cucurella he’s alright

Forget their midfield and defenders
And leave them on the floor
Don't look back, go ahead
We'll just play some more, more, more, more

Hey, Cucurella
We hope you'll score for fun
Hey, Cucurella
Cucurella, here he comes

Old folk sing in the north stand
Children sing along if they know
They've been waitin', anticipatin'
To see Cucurella go

Forget their midfield and defenders
And leave them on the floor
Don't look back, go ahead
We'll just play some more, more, more, more


Hey, Cucurella
We hope you'll have some fun
Hey, Cucurella
Cucurella, here he comes

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003

21,497

England

• Aug 31, 2021

• #16

When the guy runs he runs forever
Although he prefers the Spanish weather
Asked to attack or to defend
Took an oath, he'll stick it out 'til the end
Now he's running more than ever
Know he'll still have his great hair
You can stand with Marc Cucurella
You can stand with Marc Cucurella ella, ella, eh, eh, eh

 

Tyrone Biggums

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Jun 25, 2006

13,498

Geelong, Australia

• Aug 31, 2021

• #17

Mr Cucurella
Mr Marc Cucurella

 

Happy Exile

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NSC Patron

Apr 19, 2018

1,862

• Aug 31, 2021

• #18

Marc the Coochie 'pon the left hand side
Marc the Coochie 'pon the left hand side
He's got the hair (give him the ball, make them jump and prance)
He's got the flair (give him the ball, make them rockin' in defence)

 

Tony Towner's Fridge

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Aug 22, 2003

5,384

GLASGOW,SCOTLAND,UK

• Aug 31, 2021

• #19

La Cucurella

Sung like this

https://open.spotify.com/track/4RCZh6SgVnbnovggyQU1OJ?si=Bko32ObCR_iOWoo_C1YdbA&dl_branch=1
(Louis Armstrong vocals start at the 1 minute mark. We should skip the intro!)

Followed by a giant 30,000 person Conga around the ground!

TNBA

TTF

 

Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003

30,570

• Aug 31, 2021

• #20

beefypigeon said:

How about something to the tune of the Macarena?

"Heyyyyy Cucurella"


"He comes from Spain and his name's Cucurella.
Sideshow Bob hair and he loves Paella.
Plays on the left for Brighton, Cucurella.
Heyyyyy Cucurella"

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A couple of tweaks:

"He comes from Spain and his name's Cucurella
He's got curly hair and he loves Paella.
Plays on the left for Brighton, what a fella
Heyyyyy Cucurella"