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[Help] What is a "Bognor Regis"?
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Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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It had a decent Butlins back in the day. If any Butlin's can be called decent.
Brighthelmstone
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Just use Wikipedia if you are frightened of Google...
AmexRuislip
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It's where Landaners go on holiday.
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A mex eyecan
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nothing …. same everyday …. just nothing
AmexRuislip
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Bognor is also where Worthing hipsters go for a holiday
Medwayseagull
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Although it is a small town in West Sussex it would probably count as a mega city in Sweden.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Gotta love Bognor. Where else does one stand a sporting chance of winning a 4-pack of Tyskie on the hoopla? 
albionalex
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Cocaine.
deslynhamsmoustache1
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Small town in Poland
Tony Towner's Fridge will remember our experience of Bognor. We saw in NME that Hatfield and the North were playing in a club in Bognor so on a wet midweek day, TTF drove there to find the club shut and seemingly nowhere else open. So, the answer is "sod all", there's nothing to do on a Tuesday night in Bognor; not in winter, anyway
lawros left foot
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HellBilly
Tuesday in Bognor?
If you're imprisoned at Butlins you can go on the go karts, watch ex children's TV personalities and people what have been on BGT and the X Factor, drink warm over priced lager, eat terrible English food, go on the go karts again and get measles / flu / covid / rabies depending on which toddler's phlegm you accidentally ingest.
Outside the camp the lager, terrible food and life changing diseases are still an option though less of a risk
If you're imprisoned at Butlins you can go on the go karts, watch ex children's TV personalities and people what have been on BGT and the X Factor, drink warm over priced lager, eat terrible English food, go on the go karts again and get measles / flu / covid / rabies depending on which toddler's phlegm you accidentally ingest.
Outside the camp the lager, terrible food and life changing diseases are still an option though less of a risk
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Funnily enough am going there tomorrow. For Personal Reasons. As opposed to Impersonal Reasons.
Note to self: send selfie to NSC
Note to self: send selfie to NSC
Icy Gull
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