[Football] If you were the supreme leader for one day and could pass any laws you fancied

Blue3 · Aug 28, 2021

What football related laws would you pass, my top 5 would possibly be:

1. All league and FA Cup games including the final to be 15:00 KO only on Saturdays
2. All league clubs to have fans represented on the board
3. The free to view channels are allowed a percentage of league games to be broadcast live
4. Banish VAR to the bin of bad ideas
5. Midweek games to be European, league cups and any replays

beorhthelm · Aug 28, 2021

Blue3 said:
What football related laws would you pass, my top 5 would possibly be:

1. All league and FA Cup games including the final to be 15:00 KO only on Saturdays

you know there are not enough weekends to do that, there have always been midweek games.

AmexRuislip · Aug 28, 2021

As per him above, if I were supreme leader, my first order would be to eradicate the VAR rebellion scum.

jackanada · Aug 28, 2021

I'd class tax evasion above £500k and any fraud or profiteering of public services as terrorism.
Then using anti terror legislation we could for example freeze Amazon's assets and waterboard any executives or accountants that don't fully cooperate.
We could also have BJ abducted for using public money to get his end away

Frutos · Aug 28, 2021

jackanada said:
I'd class tax evasion above £500k and any fraud or profiteering of public services as terrorism.
Then using anti terror legislation we could for example freeze Amazon's assets and waterboard any executives or accountants that don't fully cooperate.
We could also have BJ abducted for using public money to get his end away

What does any of that have to do with the OP's question?

Weststander · Aug 28, 2021

jackanada said:
I'd class tax evasion above £500k and any fraud or profiteering of public services as terrorism.
Then using anti terror legislation we could for example freeze Amazon's assets and waterboard any executives or accountants that don't fully cooperate.
We could also have BJ abducted for using public money to get his end away

So stealing £400,000 from our nation in tax fraud ain’t so bad?

Football - set up FFP in European & domestically in a cast iron form, that can’t be challenged. Every club signs on the dotted line or be excluded from competitions.

Goring-by-Seagull · Aug 28, 2021

Frutos said:
What does any of that have to do with the OP's question?

Obviously just read the thread's title and not the post - easy mistake-a to make-a!

Psychobilly freakout · Aug 28, 2021

Ban religion.

JC Footy Genius · Aug 28, 2021

Automatic 10 point deduction for any football team with Crystal or Palace in their name ... 20 points if they have both obvs. [emoji106]

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Madafwo · Aug 28, 2021

Simulation and harassing/abusing the ref is an instant red card and 3 match ban. No warnings, no yellow first, you're just gone.

Time watlsting goalkeepers should be summarily executed as well, unless they play for us.

Coldeanseagull · Aug 28, 2021

Psychobilly freakout said:
Ban religion.

Good point, but still nothing to do with football oh, supreme leader(for the day)

Glawstergull · Aug 28, 2021

Ex professional footballers unable to work on tv unless they can speak da Queens English fingy innit.

deletebeepbeepbeep · Aug 28, 2021

Ban landlordism and seize the means of production.

Brian Fantana · Aug 28, 2021

Psychobilly freakout said:
Ban religion.

What’s that got to do with the rules of football?!

schmunk · Aug 28, 2021

jackanada said:
I'd class tax evasion above £500k and any fraud or profiteering of public services as terrorism.
Then using anti terror legislation we could for example freeze Amazon's assets and waterboard any executives or accountants that don't fully cooperate.
We could also have BJ abducted for using public money to get his end away

I bet you One Billion pounds that Amazon are not knowingly evading any UK taxes.

Brok · Aug 28, 2021

Brian Fantana said:
What’s that got to do with the rules of football?!

God knows.

Tesco in Disguise · Aug 28, 2021

Brian Fantana said:
What’s that got to do with the rules of football?!

Since when was this about football?

I'd make flytipping an executionable offence.

WhingForPresident · Aug 28, 2021

Scoring against the Albion? That's a paddlin'.

DumLum · Aug 28, 2021

Keep Var but each captain gets two appeals a match. Like every other sport where it actually works.
FA cup winners go into the champions league.
Do away with international breaks. All qualification games at the end of a slightly shorter season...due to no international breaks.
Do away with the Europa league.
Do away with the league cup.

GT49er · Aug 28, 2021

Frutos said:
What does any of that have to do with the OP's question?

Read the thread title! It's a tad misleading (and TBH it was a tad disappointing opening this thread - I was looking forard to ruling the world for a day!)

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