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The Grim Reaper came for me last night. I managed to fend him off with my vacuum cleaner... Talk about Dyson with death!
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Thrifty non-licker
The Grim Reaper came for me last night. I managed to fend him off with my life size model of an ear-biting ex-world champ heavyweight boxer....talk about Tyson with death!
I don’t have a Bison. Luckily the Grim Reaper stayed away again last night.
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KZNSeagull
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Would have been better off playing Yahtzee with them surely?
Ok. Let’s talk about Dyson with death.
I’m assuming that this apparent apparition you experienced involved the Grim Reaper and Sir James Dyson.
Was Dyson armed with a vacuum cleaner too? My guest is that he would have access to a much higher spec unit than you would have lying around next to your bed, in fact, he’d probably be tooled up with some sort of hard sucking prototype. I’m just not buying your stated claim that you fought off two assailants armed with superior equipment (including a ****ing great scythe).
You’re going to have to be more realistic with your bull if you expect right minded NSC folk to fall for this.
I’m assuming that this apparent apparition you experienced involved the Grim Reaper and Sir James Dyson.
Was Dyson armed with a vacuum cleaner too? My guest is that he would have access to a much higher spec unit than you would have lying around next to your bed, in fact, he’d probably be tooled up with some sort of hard sucking prototype. I’m just not buying your stated claim that you fought off two assailants armed with superior equipment (including a ****ing great scythe).
You’re going to have to be more realistic with your bull if you expect right minded NSC folk to fall for this.
When EnREst used to post his weekly nonsense, the absolute best part for me, was reading the po faced responses. Knowing that people were irritated enough to post that it wasn't funny, just seemed to encourage him more - sorry.
Fend him off? Have you never seen Ghostbusters? Tsk.
schmunk
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night. I managed to fend him off by joining him in cutting vegetables into small cubes... Talk about dicing with death!
Pierre the Painter
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Little known fact, the grim reaper is a big fan of salmon mousse.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
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Tu vas bien hun ?