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Sir Ian Botham Trade Envoy to Australia, trade envoy. Did you actually say..



Stat Brother

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NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
73,370
West west west Sussex
... trade envoy?

This Ian Botham?

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Yes that Ian Botham.
As a trade envoy?
Yes.

Has he ever been Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank?



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I know this is tough.
I know every single word that will be written, by both sides, until such time as it shuffles off to t'pit.

But we can't just leave 'Ian Botham Trade Envoy' off the radar because of the oh so predictable nature of it.

He's now a trade envoy - Ian Botham.
 


Thunder Bolt

Ordinary Supporter
Unfortunately, I read it on Twitter this morning, and that picture resurfaced. You know, that one!

Also Kate Hoey is Trade Envoy to Ghana.

I can see both really doing well,encouraging trade. :facepalm:
 


Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition
Jul 20, 2003
19,512
Botham trending on the social media for the first time since he sent the world a dick pic.
 


SeagullDubai

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May 13, 2016
3,551
Transparency market research offer a report on the Cricket Ball Market which can be broken down into 5 regional segments: North America; Asia Pacific; Europe; Latin America and Middle East and Africa.


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studio150

Well-known member
Jul 30, 2011
29,555
On the Border
Raab in trouble so let's push out some news to change the headlines, what haven't we done for a while.

I know Mr Johnson, and it's a win win, not only do we get Raab off the front pages, but we can yet again reward someone who supported Brexit and will just do as we say.

What's that.

Make Ian Botham a trade envoy.


Brilliant, have a £10k pay rise.


Now for another all expenses paid holiday.
 




Berty23

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Jun 26, 2012
3,167
It is incredible that so many will celebrate this who said rashford should stick to football. What fun.
 


JC Footy Genius

Bringer of TRUTH
Jun 9, 2015
10,568
Looking forward to the Freddie Flintoff beer trade envoy to the middle East announcement [emoji106]

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Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
30,521
Looking forward to the Freddie Flintoff beer trade envoy to the middle East announcement [emoji106]

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I thought Tim Martin of Wetherspoons had got the global 'jobs for the boys' beer gig?

What next, Sir Geoff Hurst trade envoy to Germany?
 






Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
14,744
At least when it all goes up in smoke, he'll be there to pick up The Ashes...
 


Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
59,198
The Fatherland
How embarrassing. The UK really is in a mess if he’s the best you can come up with :lolol:
 












Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
We are on a sticky wicket with this appointment, it crosses the boundary of decency.
I could not believe it when I saw the headline, in fact it hit me for six and I creased up and I thought it would catch a few out.
Whoever made this appointment should be dismissed instantly.
 


Jul 7, 2003
8,571
Someone probably saw that he has some investment in Australian wines and decided that he is better placed than anyone in the old boys network to fill the role:facepalm:
 


Nobby Cybergoat

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Jul 19, 2021
6,829
We are on a sticky wicket with this appointment, it crosses the boundary of decency.
I could not believe it when I saw the headline, in fact it hit me for six and I creased up and I thought it would catch a few out.
Whoever made this appointment should be dismissed instantly.

For overstepping the mark
 






highflyer

Well-known member
Jan 21, 2016
2,425
I know that this seems a bit dodgy, but don't forget, we have a virtually flawless record when it comes to choosing our 'trade envoys'.


andrew trade.jpg
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,867
It's probably the only Beefy we can export to Australia easily.
 



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