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Hugo Rune

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Feb 23, 2012
21,500
Brighton
Context is everything here.

Clearly ‘have you got vertigo’ was not the first or last thing the doctor uttered.

This stinks of preferential editing with the purpose of producing a witty scenario.

I’m intrigued to know why the doctor asked this question, what was the conversation prior to this utterance?
 


Goldstone1976

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Apr 30, 2013
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Herts
Doctors aren't what they used to be. Back in the olden days they made the diagnosis rather than asking the patient to do it.
 


B-right-on

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Apr 23, 2015
6,162
Shoreham Beaaaach
Shirley it would be over zoom nowadays so the answer is 'no' .
 






Gabbafella

Well-known member
Aug 22, 2012
4,637
So, did she have vertigo or not?
You didn't finish the story.
 


Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,408
Earth
If you watch Jaws backwards it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people.
 






Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,724
Worthing
Context is everything here.

Clearly ‘have you got vertigo’ was not the first or last thing the doctor uttered.

This stinks of preferential editing with the purpose of producing a witty scenario.

I’m intrigued to know why the doctor asked this question, what was the conversation prior to this utterance?

Some doctor………. He asks the patient for a diagnosis…….

Doctor doctor , I can’t get my balance

……………………
Are you with Santander .
 




Wozza

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Jul 6, 2003
23,585
Online
If this is the best, can only imagine how bad today's rejected jokes were.
 








Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Maybe the GP has a speech impediment
 




Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
23,102
Sussex by the Sea
This hapless lady goes to visit her GP, and all they can do is interrogate her regarding her U2 album collection and the volume it was played at. Was this in October?
 


METALMICKY

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Jan 30, 2004
5,935
If she is hard of hearing and perhaps struggles with context is not just as likely that she replied " no it's rubbish and I much prefer The Joshua Tree " ?
 













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