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    Some people need to take a chill pill


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    Picture the scene, Worthing Crematorium post lockdown, attendance restrictions lifted, and one of my favourite funeral celebrants opens our service with,
    "Good afternoon Lades and Gentleman, and thank you for attending this service of celebration for the late...…"

    After the service has finished, an individual approached the Celebrant and said "I was deeply offended by the term Ladies and Gentleman as I'm non binary and don't identify as either"

    Some people need to get out more

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      Used to know a pub where if you went to the snooker tables at the back there were various pills for sale. Wonder if they do chill pills?
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      i think i would actually tell them to **** off. it wasnt about them.

      fundemental cultural and social convention dont get changed because a few people want it to, it takes time and in that time they need to make allowance.
      The English know how to make the best of things. Their so-called muddling through is simply skill at dealing with the inevitable.
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      Speaking perself, that’s silly.

      My teenage woke, transgender rights campaigning, daughter …. agrees with you!
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      I took the bus out to the Amex yesterday, one was painted all over pink, and the bus back was in the colours of Gay Pride.

      I haven't come across that anywhere else in the country.
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      Picture the scene, Worthing Crematorium post lockdown, attendance restrictions lifted, and one of my favourite funeral celebrants opens our service with,
      "Good afternoon Lades and Gentleman, and thank you for attending this service of celebration for the late...…"

      After the service has finished, an individual approached the Celebrant and said "I was deeply offended by the term Ladies and Gentleman as I'm non binary and don't identify as either"

      Some people need to get out more
      So Cousin it did make the service.

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      “FROM the towns all Inns have been driven: from the villages most. . . . Change your hearts or you will lose your Inns and you will deserve to have lost them. But when you have lost your Inns drown your empty selves, for you will have lost the last of England.”

      ARE YOU THICK? It's etc not ect FFS

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