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Dick Swiveller

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Sep 9, 2011
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Collective sigh from Tory donors as they await a call regarding nursery decorating.
 














Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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Congratulations to Carrie on her second and Johnson on his 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th :shrug:

Just because our Prime Minister lies about how many children he has that's no reason to call him a liar.
 




Peteinblack

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Jun 3, 2004
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Clearly been doing to Carrie what he's doing to the country.

Poor woman - imagine having THAT bouncing up and down on top of you, sweating profusely and grunting with pleasure :sick:
 


studio150

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Jul 30, 2011
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I feel sorry for the child, when they are 16 Johnson will be 73. A whole childhood, saying no this is my father not my grandad.
 






Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
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I feel sorry for the child, when they are 16 Johnson will be 73. A whole childhood, saying no this is my father not my grandad.

That's a bit ageist, to be fair.

A few great years with a fantastic engaged dad is far better than . . . .

Oh, hang on :facepalm:
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
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First Catholic prime minister and they're already on the way to recreating the sperm song routine.

Is he Catholic?

Mr Tony certainly is (although he hadn't come out when he was PM).

Those Romans, eh? The end of civilization as we know it.
 


Raleigh Chopper

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Sep 1, 2011
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I feel sorry for the child, when they are 16 Johnson will be 73. A whole childhood, saying no this is my father not my grandad.

When they are old enough to understand they will never forgive him for being the Prime Minister that ruined the country and killed thousands of innocent old people.
As for his missus, it can only be because he is PM, who on earth would want to be married to that and have him thrashing around on top of you.
 




Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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Playing snooker
I feel sorry for the child, when they are 16 Johnson will be 73. A whole childhood, saying no this is my father not my grandad.

Still, at least that is marginally better than what most of his kids from his first two marriages have to say about him, which from what I can gather is mostly unrepeatable.
 


Aug 13, 2020
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Is he Catholic?

Mr Tony certainly is (although he hadn't come out when he was PM).

Those Romans, eh? The end of civilization as we know it.

Without wishing to take this line of thought too seriously, he was baptised Catholic, married a Catholic in a Catholic Church, and had his [clears throat, loud coughing] first child baptised Catholic. [Edit - having just read an article on this, I gather he does acknowledge that he has had children in the past, just not all of them. I neither know nor care what denomination they have been baptised as, unless it's those Shiva worshipers from Indianna Jones and the Temple of Doom]

Obviously on a personal level I'm outraged, but am committed to not allowing that to affect my official capacity as a poster on this forum.
 
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Jim Van Winkle

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Jul 14, 2010
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Clearly been doing to Carrie what he's doing to the country.

Poor woman - imagine having THAT bouncing up and down on top of you, sweating profusely and grunting with pleasure :sick:

Some thoughts should never be seen in writing.

Got to feel sorry for the kid, in fact all his kids. Imagine having to call that waste of skin your Dad.
 


May 5, 2020
1,525
Sussex
Without wishing to take this line of thought too seriously, he was baptised Catholic, married a Catholic in a Catholic Church, and had his [clears throat, loud coughing] first child baptised Catholic. [Edit - having just read an article on this, I gather he does acknowledge that he has had children in the past, just not all of them. I neither know nor care what denomination they have been baptised as, unless it's those Shiva worshipers from Indianna Jones and the Temple of Doom]

Obviously on a personal level I'm outraged, but am committed to not allowing that to affect my official capacity as a poster on this forum.

I think they were Kali worshippers.
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,673
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Clearly been doing to Carrie what he's doing to the country.

Poor woman - imagine having THAT bouncing up and down on top of you, sweating profusely and grunting with pleasure :sick:

"We read sonnets to each other, then he rolled onto me like a binbag full of custard, gasping like an asthmatic octoganerian as he reached his climax, and I wondered if he'd got it in yet"

- J Acuri
 


JC Footy Genius

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Jun 9, 2015
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The man's a force of nature, serial election winner AND incredibly fertile ... it hardly seems fair. [emoji6]

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