[Humour] I need a 'witty' person and quick!

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NorthStandSteward

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Jan 14, 2014

117

• Jul 4, 2021

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I've been had. Apparently.

Received a message in a group chat that the Danes may be forced to pull out of the Euros as their first team coach 'Kanstoff Koffinsson' has tested positive for Coronavirus.

I fell for it hook, line and sinker.

The only solace I can take is that I think it's a terrible pun/bit of wordplay however there's only so much ribbing a man can take before he breaks as such I've made it today's mission to come up with something better.

Does anyone have ideas? Preferably something that has at least a sprinkling of Scandanavia and a whole lot of Corona.

Any help appreciated

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,151

• Jul 4, 2021

• #2

I think you've come to the wrong place. Nothing to see here

 

Stat Brother

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NSC Patron

Jul 11, 2003

73,664

West west west Sussex

• Jul 4, 2021

• #3

You rang.

 

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

30,268

West, West, West Sussex

• Jul 4, 2021

• #4

Received a similar message yesterday relating to Ukraine, using the player name Tikkli Chestikov

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,151

• Jul 4, 2021

• #5

Stat Brother said:

You rang.

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Wrong number shirley?

 

B-right-on

Living the dream

Apr 23, 2015

6,171

Shoreham Beaaaach

• Jul 4, 2021

• #6

Their Dr, Sneza Alloveruson has said its a wind up.

OK I tried

 

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NorthStandSteward

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pasty said:

Received a similar message yesterday relating to Ukraine, using the player name Tikkli Chestikov

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Not all heroes wear capes

 

Swansman

Pro-peace

May 13, 2019

22,320

Sweden

• Jul 4, 2021

• #8

Stat Brother said:

You rang.

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hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003

10,168

Kitbag in Dubai

• Jul 4, 2021

• #9

I've got to throw out all of my Danish currency before Wednesday's match.

I don't want to catch the Kronervirus.

 

Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..

May 7, 2017

4,137

Eastbourne

• Jul 4, 2021

• #10

"The Denmark game is going ahead as we are all completely COVID free, Denmark's medical officer Hådbo Thinjekktüns has confirmed..."

Best I can do at short notice. Sorry

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,801

Ruislip

• Jul 4, 2021

• #11

Not footy related but......

Q. Why does the Danish Navy have bar codes on their ships?

A. It's so when they dock, they can be Scandinavian

 

The Sock of Poskett

The best is yet to come (spoiler alert)

Jun 12, 2009

2,802

• Jul 4, 2021

• #12

"I'd be happier if someone was taking the Schmeichel ..."

 

Algernon

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Sep 9, 2012

2,963

Newmarket.

• Jul 4, 2021

• #13

Something something Djällmost Hadmi Goijnsön

 

Justice

Dangerous Idiot

Jun 21, 2012

18,609

Born In Shoreham

• Jul 4, 2021

• #14

NorthStandSteward said:

I've been had. Apparently.

Received a message in a group chat that the Danes may be forced to pull out of the Euros as their first team coach 'Kanstoff Koffinsson' has tested positive for Coronavirus.

I fell for it hook, line and sinker.

The only solace I can take is that I think it's a terrible pun/bit of wordplay however there's only so much ribbing a man can take before he breaks as such I've made it today's mission to come up with something better.

Does anyone have ideas? Preferably something that has at least a sprinkling of Scandanavia and a whole lot of Corona.

Any help appreciated

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That thing called google could of saved you there, I had pranksters calling me Friday saying Gary Dicker had signed for the 1st team

 

smudge

Up the Albion!

Jul 8, 2003

7,368

On the ocean wave

• Jul 4, 2021

• #15

I was quite pleased with myself a while back. A Belgian colleague greeted me with, "Ah here is the English, famous for 2 things, bad food, and bad teeth".
My quick come back, "Ah Belgium, famous for 2 things. "Making Chocolate, and Pedophiles. The only reason you're so good at making chocolate, is to get kids in the door"

England 1 Belgium 0.

 

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NorthStandSteward

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• Jul 4, 2021

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Knocky's Nose said:

"The Denmark game is going ahead as we are all completely COVID free, Denmark's medical officer Hådbo Thinjekktüns has confirmed..."

Best I can do at short notice. Sorry

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That is superb!

 

Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm

Helpful Moderator

Jul 21, 2003

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Playing snooker

• Jul 4, 2021

• #17

"England - Denmark semi final will go to penalties," predicts Danish football pundit, Nils Nilsson.

 

ConfusedGloryHunter

He/him/his/that muppet

Jul 6, 2011

2,045

• Jul 4, 2021

• #18

There is no point trying to repeat their trick back at them as they will be alert to it just now. You will need to take your revenge cold like in a year or more, so start preparing your Qatar wind up now.

 

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m@goo

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Feb 20, 2020

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• Jul 4, 2021

• #19

NorthStandSteward said:

I've been had. Apparently.

Received a message in a group chat that the Danes may be forced to pull out of the Euros as their first team coach 'Kanstoff Koffinsson' has tested positive for Coronavirus.

I fell for it hook, line and sinker.

The only solace I can take is that I think it's a terrible pun/bit of wordplay however there's only so much ribbing a man can take before he breaks as such I've made it today's mission to come up with something better.

Does anyone have ideas? Preferably something that has at least a sprinkling of Scandanavia and a whole lot of Corona.

Any help appreciated

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Are you David Brent?

 

Dorset Seagull

Once Dolphin, Now Seagull

Feb 21, 2009

4,426

Shaftesbury Dorset ( Hovis hill to you )

• Jul 4, 2021

• #20

Denmark have just replaced their head coach with Del Tavarient