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[News] Oh great we've now managed to set the sea on fire



Stat Brother

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Is there nothing we can't do?

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PILTDOWN MAN

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PILTDOWN MAN

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Guinness Boy

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Esp not this lil fella:-

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It's like that moment when you're lining up for a half time wee in the WSU and you suddenly realise that the person in front of you is just "assisting" his five year old at the urinal and pretty soon you're going to be standing in child piss.

Nothing will say "the pandemic is over" like doing that again.
 












PILTDOWN MAN

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Could you imagine the call to fire services?

Hello how can we help you?
Er the f@@king sea is on fire
Yes sir I'm sure it is stop wasting our time
 


The Clamp

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We are given sign after sign, warning after warning and we still keep insisting on ****ing up our planet.
 


CP 0 3 BHA

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I thought fires needed oxygen? I guess water being H2O means it can get some by feeding off the steam created somehow?
 








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Uh_huh_him

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I appreciate that it's not a good thing ecologically speaking..... but wow it's still pretty cool isn't it?


*potentially misreading the room badly*
 


Westdene Seagull

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Moral of the story - stop fvcking using fossil fuels !!!!!!! ..... says he with a gas boiler !
 




Fungus

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Motogull

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I doubt the geezers charged with mending that sort of thing get accepted for life insurance.
 


PeterOut

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Errm - you can't set the sea on fire - there is no fuel there (unless you have a particularly heavily concentrated plastic concentration floating on the surface, I suppose).

You can ignite a gas cloud that is sitting on / rising above the surface though. I have no idea where the ignition source for the gas / air mixture came from, though.

(Here endeth my pedantry for the day, I hope - I try to limit myself to a maximum of one occurrence per day, unless seriously provoked. :) )
 


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