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[Football] How do you take your knee?



Herr Tubthumper

Herr Tubthumper

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The Fatherland
We are now many games into the Euros, so how do you take your pre-match knee? Have you settled on a particular knee? Or do you alternate game to game? Do you add a clenched fist? Or is there something else you add?

And do you have any knee taking tips? I had to be helped up after wearing skinny jeans so I recommend loose fitting slacks for a successful and complete execution. In fact I recommend loose fitting slacks for any man my age; not sure what I was thinking that night.

Over to you.
 










Swansman

Swansman

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May 13, 2019
22,320
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I have bad knees and a bad soul so I dont do it all.

Usually just smoke a cigarette before kick off.
 




maltaseagull

maltaseagull

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Feb 25, 2009
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I don't take the knee but do squats every day and hear my knees click each time.:down:
 


Baker lite

Baker lite

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Mar 16, 2017
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I take both knees, straddling a poster of Bob Crow with a rampant rabbit inserted in my April… takes me to the edge of glory every time.


Pictures to follow.
 


phoenix

phoenix

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May 18, 2009
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Herr Tubthumper said:
We are now many games into the Euros, so how do you take your pre-match knee? Have you settled on a particular knee? Or do you alternate game to game? Do you add a clenched fist? Or is there something else you add?

And do you have any knee taking tips? I had to be helped up after wearing skinny jeans so I recommend loose fitting slacks for a successful and complete execution. In fact I recommend loose fitting slacks for any man my age; not sure what I was thinking that night.

Over to you.
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Are all your 51678 odd post this good?
 








Herr Tubthumper

Herr Tubthumper

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phoenix said:
Are all your 51678 odd post this good?
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Thank you for the compliment. To answer your question, my mid career “wouldn’t happen in Germany” period was probably my most consistent and successful but I feel I can still hit those heights from time to time…..the 1901 coat rail saga being an example.
 






Eeyore

Eeyore

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Apr 5, 2014
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Baker lite said:
I take both knees, straddling a poster of Bob Crow with a rampant rabbit inserted in my April… takes me to the edge of glory every time.


Pictures to follow.
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You don't need the rabbit. Give PPF a call.
 






Bry Nylon

Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
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Jul 21, 2003
19,853
Playing snooker
Herr Tubthumper said:
Thank you for the compliment. To answer your question, my mid career “wouldn’t happen in Germany” period was probably my most consistent and successful but I feel I can still hit those heights from time to time…..the 1901 coat rail saga being an example.
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I can see a ‘Southbank Show’ special...
 


Eeyore

Eeyore

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I took the knee at the first match. I don't need to take it again. I'm still stuck in my original position.
 








Herr Tubthumper

Herr Tubthumper

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Eeyore

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