[Humour] Joke Du Jour

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

33,878

Ruislip

• Jun 28, 2021

• #1

A bloke knocked on my door this morning asking if i'd be interested in climbing Everest for charity. An hour later there was someone else selling ice cubes followed by a guy offering cheap chest freezers. Then a women came up and said she had some great deals on skiing holidays.






Bloody cold callers ruined my morning.

 

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timbha

Well-known member

Jul 5, 2003

9,957

Sussex

• Jun 28, 2021

• #2

AmexRuislip said:

A bloke knocked on my door this morning asking if i'd be interested in climbing Everest for charity. An hour later there was someone else selling ice cubes followed by a guy offering cheap chest freezers. Then a women came up and said she had some great deals on skiing holidays.






Bloody cold callers ruined my morning.

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Hadn’t you asked them to call? A bit unlucky, 3 in a morning

 

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker

Feb 20, 2017

23,517

Sussex by the Sea

• Jun 28, 2021

• #3

I hope social distancing and masks were order of the day.

A bit irresponsible flogging holidays of ANY sort in the present climate.

 

zefarelly

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Jul 7, 2003

21,869

Sussex, by the sea

• Jun 28, 2021

• #4

It's going a little off piste, but I hope their prices were seasonally adjusted.

 

hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003

10,233

Kitbag in Dubai

• Jun 28, 2021

• #5

The opportunity to raise money for charity, keep your drinks cold during summer and buy both discounted white goods and inexpensive vacations doesn't sound too much of an imposition.

 

ConfusedGloryHunter

He/him/his/that muppet

Jul 6, 2011

2,051

• Jun 28, 2021

• #6

Why were they all bloody? Sounds like you live in quite a dangerous neighbourhood and this is something you should be more worried about than ordinary, working people doing their jobs.

 

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Gotsmanov

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Aug 13, 2003

301

Brighton

• Jun 28, 2021

• #7

What were the ski holiday deals?

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Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007

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Arundel

• Jun 28, 2021

• #8

You may have given your data, subject to GDPR regs, to the charity, so why you may say they were "cold calling" they may say they had legitimate interest. I think you're being harsh on your local dog's home.

 

Jesus Gul

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Feb 23, 2004

5,476

• Jun 28, 2021

• #9

Fit the best, Fit Everest

 

Hampden Park

Ex R.N.

Oct 7, 2003

4,989

• Jun 28, 2021

• #10

icy, very funny

 

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Brovion

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Jul 6, 2003

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• Jun 28, 2021

• #11

AmexRuislip said:

A bloke knocked on my door this morning asking if i'd be interested in climbing Everest for charity. An hour later there was someone else selling ice cubes followed by a guy offering cheap chest freezers. Then a women came up and said she had some great deals on skiing holidays.


Bloody cold callers ruined my morning.

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Just FYI 'cold calling' is when the sales call has not been initiated or invited by the putative customer. It is NOTHING to do with the products being sold.

 

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essbee1

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Jun 25, 2014

4,177

• Jun 28, 2021

• #12

I liked that joke.

 

bhafc99

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Oct 14, 2003

7,111

Dubai

• Jun 28, 2021

• #13

essbee1 said:

I liked that joke.

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It left me cold.

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,895

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Jun 28, 2021

• #14

Nepal in on the "Red list" as regards travelling. I think the bloke asking if you wanted to climb Everest was trying to scam you?

 

schmunk

"Members"

Jan 19, 2018

9,541

Mid mid mid Sussex

• Jun 28, 2021

• #15

Jack Straw said:

Nepal in on the "Red list" as regards travelling. I think the bloke asking if you wanted to climb Everest was trying to scam you?

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If you're interested, for half the price I can arrange you a trip to K2.



Optional excursion to Tilgate Park.