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crodonilson

crodonilson

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Jan 17, 2005
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Lyme Regis
Less than 48 hours now until we hear Sue Barker utter those immortal words and we as a nation go absolutely tennis bonkers for a fortnight.

A very special tournament this year after no Wimbledon last year and the first major sporting event with full capacity audiences. Should be an absolutely cracking couple of weeks.

:clap:
 




A1X

A1X

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Sep 1, 2017
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Deepest, darkest Sussex
I heard the Wimbledon theme on something this week and it dawned on me that it had been so long since I heard it. Looking forward to it.
 






Frutos

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May 3, 2006
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crodonilson said:
Less than 48 hours now until we hear Sue Barker utter those immortal words and we as a nation go absolutely tennis bonkers for a fortnight.

A very special tournament this year after no Wimbledon last year and the first major sporting event with full capacity audiences. Should be an absolutely cracking couple of weeks.

:clap:
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What's your view on full capacity crowds being allowed?
 






Icy Gull

Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
I can see a falling out in my house if there are good matches that clash with any Euro games I want to watch. The wife will be banned to the bedroom tv
 






BN9 BHA

BN9 BHA

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Jul 14, 2013
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Newhaven
Icy Gull said:
I can see a falling out in my house if there are good matches that clash with any Euro games I want to watch. The wife will be banned to the bedroom tv
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Funny how some women are suddenly interested in tennis when Wimbledon is on, i like asking if they watch any other tennis on tv. :)
 


hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
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dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013
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Fvcking hate Wimbledon and everything associated with it. Memories of summers in offices full of people (almost exclusively women) who express literally no interest in sport at any other time cluelessly gabbling on endlessly about whatever twunt was on at the time……..to confirm my hatred, I actually went once on a corporate ticket. Worst ****ing ‘sporting’ experience of my life. Hordes of middle-aged, red-faced, pissed on free champagne freeloading executives and their awful wives guffawing and worrying about where their next canape was coming from with literally no interest in the actual sport at all.

….and tennis is shit anyway.

**** off.
 




BN9 BHA

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Jul 14, 2013
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dazzer6666 said:
Fvcking hate Wimbledon and everything associated with it. Memories of summers in offices full of people (almost exclusively women) who express literally no interest in sport at any other time cluelessly gabbling on endlessly about whatever twunt was on at the time……..to confirm my hatred, I actually went once on a corporate ticket. Worst ****ing ‘sporting’ experience of my life. Hordes of middle-aged, red-faced, pissed on free champagne freeloading executives and their awful wives guffawing and worrying about where their next canape was coming from with literally no interest in the actual sport at all.

….and tennis is shit anyway.

**** off.
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:lolol::lolol: :clap2:

We will put you down as a maybe.
 


B

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Nov 9, 2011
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Burgess Hill
dazzer6666 said:
Fvcking hate Wimbledon and everything associated with it. Memories of summers in offices full of people (almost exclusively women) who express literally no interest in sport at any other time cluelessly gabbling on endlessly about whatever twunt was on at the time……..to confirm my hatred, I actually went once on a corporate ticket. Worst ****ing ‘sporting’ experience of my life. Hordes of middle-aged, red-faced, pissed on free champagne freeloading executives and their awful wives guffawing and worrying about where their next canape was coming from with literally no interest in the actual sport at all.

….and tennis is shit anyway.

**** off.
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So we can put you down as a 'maybe' then? :)
 


rogersix

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Jan 18, 2014
7,904
dazzer6666 said:
Fvcking hate Wimbledon and everything associated with it. Memories of summers in offices full of people (almost exclusively women) who express literally no interest in sport at any other time cluelessly gabbling on endlessly about whatever twunt was on at the time……..to confirm my hatred, I actually went once on a corporate ticket. Worst ****ing ‘sporting’ experience of my life. Hordes of middle-aged, red-faced, pissed on free champagne freeloading executives and their awful wives guffawing and worrying about where their next canape was coming from with literally no interest in the actual sport at all.

….and tennis is shit anyway.

**** off.
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there is no comeback from there
 
















el punal

el punal

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Aug 29, 2012
11,813
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dazzer6666 said:
Fvcking hate Wimbledon and everything associated with it. Memories of summers in offices full of people (almost exclusively women) who express literally no interest in sport at any other time cluelessly gabbling on endlessly about whatever twunt was on at the time……..to confirm my hatred, I actually went once on a corporate ticket. Worst ****ing ‘sporting’ experience of my life. Hordes of middle-aged, red-faced, pissed on free champagne freeloading executives and their awful wives guffawing and worrying about where their next canape was coming from with literally no interest in the actual sport at all.

….and tennis is shit anyway.

**** off.
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Then you’ve got tennis’s full kit w*nker brigade of tw*ts wearing Union Jack t-shirts, hats and waving flags shouting “Come on Timmy!” or whatever plucky Brit is left in the tournament after the first day. Even worse - “Let’s see how the fans are reacting on Henman Hill” or Murray’s Mound or Williams’ Mount of Venus or such shit - as the camera swoops over the f***tards all doing their ridiculous Mexican Wave. My God how I cringe when I see those tossers. Nothing, but nothing, can compare though with the unbelievable excrement of Cliff Richard serenading the Centre Court during a rain break some years ago. Now that was a vomit inducing moment. :shootself
 


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